Set up a computer in some country that doesn't give a shit about your activity on internet, install Tailscale on it and set it as exit node.
Just tell the normie that you have nothing to say if you have nothing to hide. Also, why there's no F-Droid?
We have these pickup boxes scattered around the city. On most e-shops here, you have a option to pick it up there. But you also have the option to pick it up in the shop.
Don't know if Tor proxy front ends like Orbot or Carburetor count as a VPNs. If so, I highly recommend them.
Not all crypto is private. In fact, it was designed to be the opposite, hence most crypto isn't private at all.Check this out.
ProtonDB.