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DickFiasco @ DickFiasco @lemm.ee
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Gets Killed On The Job And Made Him Go Back To Work

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  • Dead or alive, you're going to work.

    • ‘This Is an Enormous Heist’: Chris Hayes Sounds the Alarm on Republican Bill That Would Transfer $100 Billion to Bitcoin Owners

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  • If you have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin but you can't sell it for a billion dollars, then you really don't have a billion dollars worth of Bitcoin.

    • her favourite colour is blue :)

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  • No, Ron. Go find Becky.

    • What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?

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  • The punctuation you can hear.

    • What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head?

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  • The payload has almost reached the final control point!

    • Good News!

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  • Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.

    • Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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  • Succulent judo.

    • Which dystopic megacorp do we get first in our brave new world?

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  • I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

    • Which dystopic megacorp do we get first in our brave new world?

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  • Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.

    • The Perfect Bear

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  • Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

    • Gen Z commit to ‘canceling out’ their MAGA parents votes in new TikTok trend

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  • I'm so happy to see this that I'm willing to ignore the misused "POV".

    • Baby Showers!! :)

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  • No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

    • ELI5 How someone can get the majority of American's to vote for them by winning the popular vote but still lose the election? Kind of like Hillary did?

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  • The main reason is that the number of electoral votes for each state is not proportional to it's population. Some states get significantly more electoral votes per capita than others. So if you win the disproportionally-large states, you can lose the popular vote but win the majority of electoral votes.

    • e-waste go brrrrrrr

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  • I'll allow it.

    • Do you screw in both bolts on VGA cables, just the top one or ignore them altogether?

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  • I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

    • e-waste go brrrrrrr

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  • MacBook Air club represent!

    • Democrats are beating Republicans in voter enthusiasm, even as swing-state polls show tight race

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  • The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

    • Trump says he will not run again if he loses November presidential election

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  • Bold of you to assume that his party won't pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

    • Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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  • Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.

    • Tim Walz: “Look, Elon’s on that stage, jumping around skipping like a dipshit.”

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  • "like a dipSHYIT"