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DickFiasco @ DickFiasco @lemm.ee
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True method actor

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  • You're telling me that Charlie Kirk played Spider-Man?

    • ‘It’s the same daily misery’: Germany’s terrible trains are no joke for a nation built on efficiency

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  • I kept reading the article trying to find the reason why DB is so crappy now, only to realize that a 10 minute delay is catastrophic by German standards. I'd love to just have any kind of public transit near me.

    • ‘It’s the same daily misery’: Germany’s terrible trains are no joke for a nation built on efficiency

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  • Right? When did we start becoming concerned with a public service being "profitable"? I've heard this applied to the US Postal Service a lot recently.

    • What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife.

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  • Something to chop up a large and/or stiff poop so it will flush properly.

    • What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife.

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  • Sorry, vanilla person here: how does one use a spoon as a sex toy?

    • Not The Onion: a french group has been arrested 5 years ago and are currently being judged. A picture of macron with a dick drawn on it is cited as evidence of plotting a terrorism attack

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  • I still jerk off manually.

    • More presumed human remains recovered from submersible that imploded, killing 5, Coast Guard says

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  • Is this what is meant by "trickle-down" economics?

    • insanity rule

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  • apology for poor english

    when were you when denuvo is cracked?

    i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

    ‘denuvo is crack’

    ‘no’

    • Got any grapes?

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  • Don't kink-shame me

    • 'You were warned': Judge reprimands Trump's lawyers in New York AG's $250M fraud case

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  • God damnit Loch Ness monster!

    • Project Veritas Suspends All Operations

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  • They use the term loosely.

    • Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison

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  • The name of the movie would be something like "Par for the Course"

    • Long-term support for Linux kernel to be cut as maintainence remains under strain

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  • What you're referring to as anti-Linux is, in fact, anti-GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, anti-GNU plus anti-Linux...

    • Shots fired.

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  • Try not to suck any dicks on your way out of the theater!

    • Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison

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  • I'm waiting for a Hallmark Channel redemption arc for him. He goes to prison, slowly befriends his fellow cell mates and empathizes with them, and emerges a changed man who gives up his fortune in order to fight the injustices against the common man.

    • John Fetterman Invokes Homer Simpson To Respond To Latest Round Of Conspiracy Theories

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  • For me, it started right after 9/11. Republicans were quick to use the general fear and anger from the attacks to justify wars, spying on citizens, eroding personal freedom, etc. They've been using this same playbook ever since, just with a different boogyman, e.g. Antifa, BLM, trans people.

    • John Fetterman Invokes Homer Simpson To Respond To Latest Round Of Conspiracy Theories

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  • Yes, the Setterwomen and the Setterchildren too.

    • Striking actor Stephen Fry says his voice was stolen from the Harry Potter audiobooks and replicated by AI

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  • I'm imagining this in "Little Mermaid" style.

    • Donald Trump warns of threat of World War II, mixes up names of Joe Biden and Barack Obama in Washington speech

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  • WWII...2: The Sequel

    • Copper just havin' a chill.

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  • The blanket makes it look like he has a big cartoon grin