DickFiasco @ DickFiasco @lemm.ee

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Yes officer, this comment right here.

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.

Book is John Dies at the End?

I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

It's raining men by the weather girls.

Ah yes, you're right. I always confuse her character's name with the title of the film.

She was in Matilda but I don't remember her character's name.

I'm starting to suspect that these Fox News guys might be somewhat biased.

When I read "never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse" my first thought was "wow, they only ever used punched cards" until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

It rubs the frankincense on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I'm stealing this

"Around the world" aren't the lyrics, they're just another instrument. You wouldn't say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.

It's a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it "fezzik" like Andre the Giant's character from The Princess Bride.

It's the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2

Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?

What are we going to do tonight, Chicago man?