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  • "Oh, Mister Neenix, what a wonderful bouillabaisse! You know generally I do not eat fish, but you've made this so exceptional I just cannot stop! You know, once, on Varathon Three, I had a dish made with Aldronian cabbage that reminds me of this. Oh you'd positively ADORE Varathon Three, everyone there has a nap 8 times a day, and they never developed the nasty propensity of most humanoids to wear clothing. A simple wonderful society, Mister Neenix! You must come with me on my next visit!"

    "Madam, will you marry me?"

  • Thanks to the local porn store, I have had many an eventful evening with another meek bottom.

    ... also my experience, give a meek bottom some kind of hardware and an opportunity, and they turn into nearly violent tops. Lmao

  • It's amazing what a parent deciding to try crack at 45 years old will do to a kid. Thank God Mama was smart enough to get us tf outta there. But yeah, I got the whole "old soul" thing my whole childhood.

  • Thanks for the tips!

    My doc has me using a diabetic lotion, does that change anything? I'll definitely see if I can find something with jojoba, too. I'm always looking for something better. Haha.

    Also really appreciate the pronunciation guide, because I would've sounded like an ass when I asked for it otherwise. Lol. Thanks.

  • The worst thing is when it gets stuck in your teeth.

    Popcorn's bad for that, too, now I think of it.

  • Oh God, that's perfect

  • This works in reverse, too. My dachshunds routinely decide that my sleep time is the perfect time to just on Daddy's face and snuzzle.

  • I know, but I'm in a shitty cycle. It started when I was about 15, I'm 32 now. It's just been a constant battle. I don't know what originally caused it, but when I was a teen my hands just got super dry painful. I dealt with it for weeks, and then started using lotion. Have been using it ever since.

  • I hate stereotypes like this. I have all of these, and you're not going to make me pigeon hole myself into choosing one!

  • Oh, God, that's the worst. They're dry AF in the summer, too, but when winter hits, if I don't keep applying lotion every 7 and a half minutes like Cassandra from Doctor Who, then I just leave little snail trails of blood on everything I touch!

  • If you can find somewhere I can go, and take my mother who is a full time wheelchair user, I'll do it. I'll pack my shit and move today. It's just not feasible. The American education system means I wasn't able to go to college until my 30s, and I'm only half way through a bachelor's. Don't nobody want us.

  • What's the one on the trashcan?

  • Oh, God, this is so painfully accurate.

  • Yes! You see it, too! You have the true sight!

  • Honestly, they need to give us a series where our boy J Combs play the Captain, the first officer, and the engineer.

  • I used high end android for a long time. The note series, mainly. When I had to step away from that, I switched to LG. I fucking loved LG. They were awesome. Half the price, and damn good.

    Since they've stopped, I've had the pixel 6, and an A53. The pixel 6 was glitchy AF, and Google won't allow HDMI over USB, which is a major use case for me, and the A53 just sort of sucks.

    I miss high end android. :( but I won't switch to iOS. I hate how locked down it is, and I've never liked the feel of the OS. I'm considering the pixel again, but no HDMI is really fucking with me. :(

  • If we are doing this, I nominate Stamets, and second The Picard Maneuver. Both of them are top tier quality posters.

  • You were raised in it? I'd love to hear about that. I dabbled in Wicca years ago, as I have in most pagan traditions commonly found in the US. I like learning about religion, but I've never met anyone who was raised in it, only converts.

  • With the exception of fake IDs, I don't know if anyone getting into nightclubs or most bars. Occasionally there'll be a shitty gas station that'll sell kids beer, but they get shut down pretty quick. It's mainly kids getting drunk with other kids in garages, at house parties, in the woods, et cetera, because one of them has an older brother, or is dating an older person or something.