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  • The town I lived in about a decade ago had a closed down blockbuster that turned into a sex store, then that closed down, and a dude opened, I shit you not, a video/game rental place that lasted like a year. Then it closed down, too, and then a bunch of us used to go there and smoke weed and occasionally have sex inside, because they just didn't bother to lock the back door when they took away all the movies.

    I don't know why I'm tell y'all this, it's just what I think of when I see the old blockbusters.

  • As a confused American, why does 187ml size exist? My confusion is not with the metric system, I'm fluentish. But... Why so small? I don't think I've ever seen a bottle of wine smaller than 500ml, and even that is pretty teeny. That's the size of a water bottle. Am I just not shopping at the right liquor stores, or is this a British thing to do shots of wine?

  • Recommend any online communities for learning about Taoism?

  • I met a woman on FB years ago. She's super effeminate, and tiny, and no one would ever guess that she forges swords in her backyard on the weekends, and I absolute love her.

  • My dachshunds do it, and it is very disturbing to wake up to them 3 inches from my face, making out with each other aggressively, as if to say "that's right. You're still single, bitch"

  • What about an Android alternative? I don't use any, so can't recommend, but I'm sure one of them will be a knockoff of a similar size.

  • Thanks, I hate it!

  • That's really cool to know! I doubt I'll ever get the opportunity, but it'll be something I try if I ever do!

  • Good catch. I genuinely don't know if that was me or autocorrect 😄

  • You gonnna take these chicken bones, you gonna hang em from a tree. You gonna wait threeee nights, and after threeee nights, you gonna take the bones down, and bury them in the sand along the shores of the coast of the low country, and build a fire. You gonna burn a lock of your hair in that fire, and when it's all burnt out, you gonna add it your bath water. Take you a bath in that water, and then apologize to the witch that cursed you.

  • It does make me wonder where they swiss government will acquire their coke. With weed, it's fairly easy to grow it wherever you need to, but with coke, you pretty much have to be in certain regions, yeah?

    If that's the case, is this still going to be supporting those same cartels? If more countries legalized, we could maybe hope to see legally grown, harvested, and processed coke without all the slave labor and shit. Could be a real boon for South American countries, too, if the cartels lost power, and the cocoa plantations could be nationalized.

    I just woke up, so I may be just talking out my ass, though

  • I'm imagining a red shirt just going for a spacewalk as the ship is trying to go to warp

  • It is pronounced Captain BOUQUET!

  • Teach me your ways

  • It was stupid hot. Lol. Also, apparently in the US I'm a disgusting fat fuck, whereas in Mexico, I'm whatever the Spanish word for thicc is, and have an ass worth pursuing. Lol.

  • Can you ELI5 that last one?

  • It just looks so... Wrong.

  • It do. Most of the people I meet are no where near as interesting as opossums.

    Edit: also, a picture of the proper use of this image:

  • Legit just made this my background