They almost had me on the hook right up to when they decided tiered and throttled plans were the way to go. its essentially a hyped up cellphone plan. so glad I bailed. Also, fuck muskrat.
We had two children. Conner (yay! so handsome!!😍) and....erm, ugh...Billy. We don't play favorites! Conner gets driven to private school, plays lacrosse, and has a tutor. Billy takes the bus to public school across town, has a sack lunch, and we broke his legs when he learned to walk because he was smaller than Conner.
1- Cut leftovers slightly over half
2- Cut larger portion into thirds, smaller into 8ths
3- Empty vacuum cleaner bag into toaster oven, set to high for 23 minutes
4- Greet the firemen in the nude
My family won a lifetime supply of chunky peanut butter in a seat number lottery at a baseball game. It was 12 large jars of peanut butter (36 oz) for 20 years. Needless to say we asked them to not send anymore after the first year. I hate chunky peanut butter now.
Ditto on all telemarketers/robo calls. Useful tip: if you know its a robo/marketer/scam answer the phone with "Thank you for calling, can I get your last name first and your order number?" then progressively and aggressively keep asking for personal details of them and their order.
Bummer, I'm more of a rootbeer kinda guy.