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Destroyer of Worlds 3000
Destroyer of Worlds 3000 @ DestroyerOfWorlds @sh.itjust.works
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  • Bummer, I'm more of a rootbeer kinda guy.

  • what flavor is that lint roller?

  • that "vegan" leather though...mmmm hmmm

  • They almost had me on the hook right up to when they decided tiered and throttled plans were the way to go. its essentially a hyped up cellphone plan. so glad I bailed. Also, fuck muskrat.

  • Apple:

    We had two children. Conner (yay! so handsome!!😍) and....erm, ugh...Billy. We don't play favorites! Conner gets driven to private school, plays lacrosse, and has a tutor. Billy takes the bus to public school across town, has a sack lunch, and we broke his legs when he learned to walk because he was smaller than Conner.

  • rule

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  • Kowabunga Dude

  • every word of this title lowers the stakes of whatever the fuck this is about

  • it's like an unstable ex-girlfriend trying to get back together. and now she's down on her luck with even less to offer.

  • this is so simple:

    1- Cut leftovers slightly over half 2- Cut larger portion into thirds, smaller into 8ths 3- Empty vacuum cleaner bag into toaster oven, set to high for 23 minutes 4- Greet the firemen in the nude

  • saw one of these rolling coal at a Chic-fil-A

  • Beans

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  • I am ready for some more 【B】 【e】 【a】 【n】 【s】

  • what I wouldn't give to play with Bryce 3D and a modern render engine.

  • My family won a lifetime supply of chunky peanut butter in a seat number lottery at a baseball game. It was 12 large jars of peanut butter (36 oz) for 20 years. Needless to say we asked them to not send anymore after the first year. I hate chunky peanut butter now.

  • Ditto on all telemarketers/robo calls. Useful tip: if you know its a robo/marketer/scam answer the phone with "Thank you for calling, can I get your last name first and your order number?" then progressively and aggressively keep asking for personal details of them and their order.

  • so weird to see Butcher at Ren Fair

  • Do you want Godzilla? Because that is how you get Godzilla.

  • Don't smoke cigarettes ever.

    Slow down at that blind corner in October 1989.

    Don't take the shortcut to downtown in July 1994.

    Don't lift that giant tube tv by yourself in May 2005.

    Never stop exercising, playing guitar, writing, and painting/multimedia art.

  • I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub

  • its so fun having a big rolling pit full of red oak!