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  • Don't forget to account for all the helium leaking out of balloons. That's part of the reason the earth gets lighter too.

  • "Consider the lily. The birds then. Have they got jobs?"

  • I say ether. Every once in a while I find someone infuriated by that, and it gives me much joy.

  • This is mostly caused by Africans wiring up giraffes for use as aerials to pull in distant TV stations.

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  • Can I have two? I always wanted to do two sex robots at the same time.

  • I...guess? But then the question is: what is it rotating in relation to? And where is the axis of rotation? I'm currently at the exact center of the observable universe, how close am I to the axis?

  • How much tariff is on oil that enters the US, travels through the Great Lakes, then returns directly to Canada?

    Also, Enbridge was responsible for the largest oil leak in Michigan, and one of the largest inland leaks in US history. We don't trust Enbridge anymore.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalamazoo_River_oil_spill

  • Am I a bad person?

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  • Nice try Elon. Go back to Twitter.

  • I'll bet they didn't know she was a woman until Vance met her.

  • It's called The People's House for a reason.

  • A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.

  • holy fuck, Bypass Paywalls.

    But it's always good to post both the original, and an archive link.

  • Sorry, you're not going to find The Duck Factory anywhere. Despite being Jim Carrey's first starring roll, it's just a formulaic 80s sitcom with limited production value and typical period writing.

  • Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.

  • They will start with the porn. That's where they'll get the least pushback. Then it will spread to all NSFW subreddits.

  • Remind me: why do we want mentally-ill drug addicts on our streets again?

  • Not really. We know most other countries have PTO and vacation minimums. We're just told that workers in other countries are lazy and incompetent.

    Michigan just passed a new law requiring everyone working for a company with more that 50 employees to give their workers 72 hours of sick time per year. Someone I work with said (paraphrasing) "why do I want that, they'll just take it out of my vacation time."

    No, they won't. Not unless you let them. But, in a nonunion workplace there's no real protection. We have to band together and tell the company they're not allowed to take our vacation time. Then I'm stuck listening to how bad unions are by someone who's never been in a union.

    We know about all this other stuff, we've just been lied to about it our entire lives.