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  • My Halloween costume is going to be sick this year. But next year I'll be going as a cancer patient.

  • 911, what's your emergency?

    I found a dead body on the side of the road.

    Where are you? I'm sending police to you now.

    Uhh, I touched it.

    OK, don't do that. Do you have hand sanitizer?

    I may have eaten some.

    ...

    Also, I tripped. I may have slipped inside.

    What does that mean?

    I...completed.

    Listen just stay where you are, police are on their way.

  • If Trump is elected, not only will the US continue to arm Israel, but also pressure other countries to arm Israel?

  • My favorite phone was a Sony Xperia Compact. If they still have SD Card slots my next phone will be Sony.

  • You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat.

  • Reporting on court proceedings is not politics.

    Reporting on court proceedings involving a currently running presidential candidate is inherently political.

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  • "I make online honeypots."

  • First time in Sydney. Passed through the Museum stop earlier today and the ads caught my eye. Very Fallout-ish.

  • Happy cheesecake day!

  • Like others have said, change your passwords, activate 2FA if available, never reuse passwords etc, etc, etc.

    I have been getting repeated warnings for unsuccessful logins to my Microsoft account for some time now. I'm guessing some bad actors are just throwing whatever leaked passwords they have hoping for hits. I have 2FA turned on and a password complex enough to deter dictionary attacks, so I'm not really concerned.

  • Can't be. The internet's wireless.

  • Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad...

  • Scott Adams is my favorite self-destructive asshole. The massive ego goes perfectly with his complete lack of self awareness. He's a total expert in every field, but all science is fake.

    He 100% believes that the 2020 election was stolen, and elections are, by design, incapable of being secure. When a (republican) election expert tried explaining how our elections are actually very secure, and there's extremely few instances of fraud, Scott's response was "I'm not reading all that."

    He's also a trained hypnotist. I'm not sure what that means, it probably has something to do with clown school. Except all education is fake too.

  • you should get one of those little exercise pedal devices to sit on the toeboard. Should extend your life by miles.

  • No, I don't want this. I won't pay for this. I don't know anybody asking for this. Just keep providing power sockets for the back seats, and things will be fine.

  • Democrats are afraid of facist dictators, Republicans are afraid of minorities, history, and "wokeness".