People like you always say that, but you don't actually want/need that kind of responsibility. There are suicide hotlines for a reason; let trained people handle it.
Genuinely curious, is it the lack of Bluetooth earphones? I can't remember the last time I saw someone using wired earphonesIt was definitely a showstopper when Apple first did it because most people were still using wired earphones, but these days everything is wireless
'An economic divide that is widening': Almost one third of Americans earning $150,000 a year or more say they're living paycheck to paycheck and many rely on credit cards to close the gap
Weren't they paid in chocolate, their preferred currency?