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Kate Bush -- Running Up That Hill with a Boner

N.W.A. -- Straight Outta Compton with a Boner

Personal Jesus with a Boner

Another One Bites the Dust with a Boner

U Can't Touch This with a Boner

Beatles -- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey with a Boner

Green Day -- American Idiot with a Boner

Beck -- Loser with a Boner

Hit Me Baby One More Time with a Boner

The Doors -- L.A. Woman with a Boner

Hey, I'm not anti-skeleton. Though she does have early osteoporosis so hers is letting her down...

Ok that's really useful, thanks! I would have just assumed ''sugar' here meant sucrose or fructose like most products but that makes sense.

It says THE CONE OF CONFUSION.

Can you hear it better at that volume?

You know you're just propagating the evil skeleton stereotype with that attitude, buster.

Hell yeah, thanks for the advice wise cheese guru!

For some reason I've only had Havarti by itself (to my knowledge) so I'll definitely try blending it. And I never thought about melting aged cheddar, it's so good as it comes I always just eat little slices hehe

And yes my guts and everyone around me thank you for the tip on goat and sheep cheese. Merci beaucoup.

What chicken? Who mentioned chicken? 😏

I'm glad my mom has skin and other organs.

I'm a doctor and I can tell it's right because there's no penis bone.

Yeah dude tell me about cheese. I learned that gruyere can be a good one to mix with other cheeses to make the combination melt better and not overwhelm the flavor. Any others like that?

Also, any cheeses that melt nicely but are low in lactose? I have intolerance and it's nice to not have to play the guessing game with enzyme pills.

Wait, you name the back end first? It's not cockhorse?

🤔🐟🤔🏃‍♀️🤔

Mermaid

Nevermind, checks out.

Also, obligatory: would you rather fight 1000 cock-sized horses or one horse-sized* cock?

• Yes the entire horse