Blue and Orange @ DeathWearsANecktie @lemm.ee

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A third competitor for Android and iOS would be amazing. But not if it's Amazon..

• How to say "I want a refund for this poor quality copper, Ea Nasir" in ancient sumerian

Yes, but not as well as Christy Gets Spanked Smacked Fucked Sucks and Sucked In The Wood Shop. That one was touching.

So glad I held off on buying one before. Now if I do decide to get one, I'm definitely gonna go for a beefy 1TB model.

Smashing it to pieces is good practice

Braverman doing her best impression of every fascist leader of the first half of the 20th century

https://pixeldrain.com/u/ntPcZAMR

Fluff!

Do you hear that? That's the sound of a million NSFW mods for the female lead character!

I really don't know what people expect of the UN. It's far from perfect, but it's still a means of getting countries to engage in some sort of dialogue and for countries to scrutinize each others actions. Granted, the original attempt (the League of Nations) failed to prevent WW2 but that was no reason not to try again. We might not gain much from the existence of the UN, but we stand to lose a heck of a lot without it.

That's numberwang

I'm at the stage now where I view everything Google does with great cynicism and suspicion.

Serious sexual repression I think. Conservatives publicly treat sex and sexuality as things that are dirty and sinful. Sometimes they get caught out for doing weird shit because they can't escape from their inherent human sexual urges.

A true battle of good Vs evil

Same. I don't miss it. I'm really enjoying Lemmy and the fediverse!

Imagine being immortalised forever on Wikipedia with the sentence "... Was best known for his exceptionally large penis"

Somebody has ate the onion!

Great stuff. Firefox swinging the big dick about lately.

Unlike when I was on Reddit, I use one account for everything now.

All decent people should get off X and let it continue to fester. The people who continue to use it despite claiming to be against everything it and Musk stand for are a part of the problem.

Dear [Applicant],

Thank you for your interest in joining our flock at KFC. We appreciate your enthusiasm and the time you took to apply for the position. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the job at this time.

We know this news might ruffle your feathers, but please don’t be too chicken to apply again in the future. We’re always on the lookout for talented individuals who can help us spread our wings and fly higher.

We hope you won’t feel too cooped up after receiving this letter. We’re sure you’ll find a nest that’s just right for you soon.

Best of cluck,

KFC

I hope this letter made you chuckle! 🐔🤣