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Ddhuud @ Ddhuud @lemmy.world
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  • 99 user stories on the wall...

    99 user stories...

    Take a few down, end up the scrum

    126 user stories on the wall...

    • It's hard to believe

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  • Yeah, I misread

    • It's hard to believe

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  • That is true. As far as I know, nobody lives on my phone screen.

    • Monica Lewinsky calls for constitutional ban on presidential self-pardons

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  • Self-pardons? What!?

    • We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

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  • What happened to the next turtle? Did the turtle jumped for the photo?

    • De omnibus dubitandum

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  • Ipso facto: immediately

    • On bats.

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  • Now hold on a minute...

    • Always wondered how they feel

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    • Blood is thicker than water

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  • Your 0th cousin?

    • this technology suffers from high latency

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  • Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

    • Japan is on its own wavelength.

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  • 23Nov023?

    • Crystals good, fungus bad

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    • The tattoo artist knew exactly how to capture those curves

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  • Took me enough

    • Far-right outsider Milei wins Argentina presidential run-off election

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    • Argentina elects outsider Javier Milei on platform of radical reform

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  • He removed the lowest tier, anyway, what was the expenditure cut that came with it?

    • Argentina elects 'shock therapy' libertarian Javier Milei as president

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  • His actual quote (translated to the best of my ability) is:

    Homosexuality is fine, who am I to tell someone who can they have sex with? If they have consent I don't care if they want to have sex with an elephant. Good luck proving they had consent, but if they do I can't object.

    • Argentina elects 'shock therapy' libertarian Javier Milei as president

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  • He apparently had his dogs cloned (or so he said on the record for a book)

    • Argentina elects 'shock therapy' libertarian Javier Milei as president

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  • Politicians here don't hesitate on printing money to pay for things. Always have, and probably always will. He wants to take that possibility from their hands.

    • Why??

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  • If you're going to fold the paper, at least have the decency of pushing a pen through. The way Hollywood intended.

    • Caught red pawed!

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  • I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.