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Dave2
Dave2 @ Dave2 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Got a package and left the tiny box on the bed. Now it's her box.

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  • She trying to figure out how she'll fit in the box

    • Potentially lost rule

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  • I will EXECUTE you

    • Ouppy rule

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  • Radiation 😋

    • Rule rule

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  • Dont worry, you'll know soon enough.

    • Beans

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  • Yummy yummy beans

    • rule for school

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  • What kinda school you goin to?

    • Another day, another Shavepost

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    • Trash rule

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  • Small request: when we do this again next year can I be the image? Thanks

    • beams

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  • *Replaces it with wood

    • Jack and Coke

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  • 🫦

    • Jack and Coke

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  • You're not helping

    • I still can't post images so imagine that I posted something really funny

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  • You know that's offensive, right? 😡

    • Jack and Coke

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  • Why do they not have eyes? WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE EYES

    • House spiders

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  • So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

    • The cat is a bit confused rule

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  • I don't even need to be drunk to do that

    • How can you work under this pressure?

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  • 1 newton

    • Thirst post [Rule]

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  • And kill that innocent face?? Nah I would rather die of dehydration.

    • Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

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  • Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

    • You know what you ruled

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  • 1.have wank
    2.go on Lemmy
    3.see omnipotent cat god disapprove of you
    4.???
    5.burn in cat hell

    • Users who post in accordance with the RULE are called rulers. But does the title measure up?

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  • This is on boost