Dave2 @ Dave2 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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I mean, it was absurd enough to be funny for me. So maybe it just isn't funny to you?

Don't worry, it is a joke account.

Isn't it simple? I like femboys because they look like women.

What? No toast? Ugh

I am not the type to repost stuff but I will post there if I ever make something again, so thankies

Oh fuck off, I didn't say shit!

Umm that's what remained mate. (Do you think that I eat stationary supplies too?)

Seriously!! They're like so much better in all ways (Also I just noticed that I was accidently scrolling on your page, instead of the front page lol. That's why I am here after a month)

Remember when that thing was called negro?

Everyday? Yeah, fucked. But it's okay to let yourself relax everynow and then. (What do you even read for that long??)

Should I encrypt my memes and send them through P2P? (but do tell, how do they spy?)

Uh what?

It is like incredibly normal to do that. Everybody I know does it.

Mid as in "middle of", right?

Friends invited me to a game of Okey and I can't really calculate shit well in my head (discalculia, like have you ever divided 6 by 3 and found 3 and thought it was perfectly sensible?) so I had to use my calculator app. I found this a few days after, by then I had forgotten the game (lol), thought a lot about whatever the fuck I did on my calculator for two hours. Had a good laugh when I figured it out

My slowass internet has stopped him

People love being helpful, even if not needed. Maybe they'll be helpful to somebody else ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

If you need a calculator for rimworld you may be far too gone but respect the grind

Uuu which games require a calculator?

Ahhh I wanted to make a joke about my calculator usage!!! I use YouTube for lessons!!