Dasnap @ Dasnap @lemmy.world

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Nah they're using Fortran.

Gosh, I really wish I had the full context of this comment, so I can thoroughly examine the webpage and determine how upset I should be.

Needs more frutiger aero.

Getting Matt Lucas to dub an anime MC was certainly a choice.

Look at the baps on 'er.

No luck catching them ducks, then?

When I first started my job, a coworker set me up with a machine running NixOS. I gave it a year before I binned it for Ubuntu. I just... didn't see the point? The troubleshooting wasted so much of my time for seemingly no benefit.

"Number 5 and Number 7 ate Number 3 last night."

I had the discussion the other day of how civilization would be different if humans followed the 'have loads of babies at once and see which ones survive' style of reproduction.

"Oh hi Sarah! How're the kids?"

"Oh, little Jeremy wasn't eating as much as the others so I threw him outside onto the road."

I get bad short thoughts about how I could easily end so many personal relationships with a quick random punch to the face. Pick the right person and you could be ostracised from your whole family.

It's so we can make silly AI songs to send to each other :)

Don't pretend that people don't whack it to preggo art.

Pro tip: Get them started early by drinking during pregnancy.

Remember that cringe thing you did when you were 9 20 years old?

What if we kissed in the mushroom burrow?

Just a couple of bros snuggling while rasing a family together.

No homo tho

That's also what old people look like when using the front-facing camera.

All I did was develop anorexia and now I always feel cold :)

Character arc.