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No survivors found in crash between military helicopter and jet over Potomac River near DC.

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  • Oohhh is Obama in the room with us now??

    Fucking dingbat. Big Barack still in the penthouse suite of Trumps brain I see.

    • Going to the doctor in 2040

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  • "My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

    "Excuse me?"

    "Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

    • User Clip: Trump admits they rigged the election - C-Span

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  • "haha, he's just messing guys, he's just joking with you, haha like he ever means anything he says hahah, you snowflakes, he triggered you, haha, so easy haha"

    • Elongated Chess game

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  • "Yeah, I play en passant all the time. It's probably one of my strong points"

    "Must be a hacker, they can't move like that"

    • Trump on Elon Musk: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide."

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  • Remember how every accusation was a confession.

    Remember how they wouldn't shut the fuck up about voter fraud, illegals voting, machine tampering.

    Notice that suddenly all those problems went away.

    • Climate ‘whiplash’ events increasing exponentially around world

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  • Are you mad?! We can't possibly progress any further in resolving that issue untill those pictures of Hunter Biden's dick are released to the public!

    • Mike Pence to Trump: cutting Taiwan support would ‘likely spark a new nuclear arms race’

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  • "yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?"

    • That's all they're good for.

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  • Haha, got me there

    • Revealed: UK drinking water sources polluted with forever chemicals

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  • Hurray! Liquid death on draft right at home!

    • That's all they're good for.

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  • A fucking loser with no personality or opinions of their own

    • How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?

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  • Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

    As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

    Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

    • It burns going down, but don't worry too much about it

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  • Its been measured at 3.6% ABV

    • Scientists drill nearly 2 miles down to pull 1.2 million-year-old ice core from Antarctic

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  • Don't be getting people's hopes up

    • Trump gets no jail time or penalties in sentence for hush money

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  • And don't be thinking you can just get away with it either.

    You will also be congratulated for doing so, and maybe even rewarded.

    • Leaked Meta Rules: Users Are Free to Post “Mexican Immigrants Are Trash!” or “Trans People Are Immoral”

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  • What about "Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks"?

    • Landlords should be championed

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  • Awe, boo hoo, did someone's no effort money machine get a spanner thrown in it. Whhhaaaa.

    The "I've done nothing and deserve everything" crowd at it again

    • Before and after

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  • We laugh, but his follow up will be "see! You all paid taxes and your houses still burned down! Proof that the socialist experiment failed!"

    • Elon Musk wants the U.S. to “Liberate the people of Britain from their tyrannical government”

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  • Elon Musk should jam soup cans up his ass till they come out his mouth.

    ✅ Yes 99%

    ⏹️ No 1%

    • UK right warns Trump allies that Musk’s posts have gone too far

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  • Or they owe her hush money

    • Conspiracies

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  • And you're a fool if you think they ever stopped.