So.. so I was talking to my doooog the other day... heh... I was... I was talking to him and aaaaah he didn't have ahh anything much to say. Ive ahh been teaching him MAAAAATH ya see... ahhhh....an ahhh... i asked him.. I ah asked him WHATS ahh two... minus two... and ahh he ahhh... he said nothing.. so he got that one right eehh?
They are loadi g in modified firmware apparently. Will be specific to Cisco hardware.
It's all kinda irrelevant though. If they managed to figure out your weak ass admin creds and you left your router open to access with no ACLs then installing some sneaky firmware is the least of your worries
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA implanted with Neuralink, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis cyber men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
To drink Coca-Cola? They don’t have it anyway! To watch Hollywood movies? They don’t have them anyway! You’ll turn off their Internet? They don’t have it anyway! You won’t import IPhones? They don’t have them anyway! You will forbid them to travel to Europe and America? They aren’t traveling anyway!
"we acknowledge that we are part of the problem, but it's important to remember that I might be dead before any of these terrible things directly affect me. So in the mean time we need to extract as much money as possible in as short amount of time as possible in order to keep me in more weath than I could ever spend"
With the NAVIC T5 Electric Scooter you need never worry about getting shot in history class again.
With its 19mph top speed you don't need to be like all the other kids with the pumped up kicks as you will be off school grounds and home safe long before the cops arrive.