DarkMessiah @ DarkMessiah @lemmy.world

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I mean, the Sailor faces look like in Shadows of Rose when you get your face eaten by the zombie creatures. Like, almost every single sailor face.

So, the person who designed that absolutely did it on purpose, right? Because if not, that is the funniest coincidence I’ve seen in a long while.

Why is it that some of the monster’s faces look more human than every single one of the Sailor’s faces?

Definitely fake. Discworld is much more sane.

That lava already has to break through literal kilometres of rock to get there. A few hundred (let’s be generous) extra meters of pourable rock ain’t gonna do shit.

So, a bit more than an annoyance, but not quite instant Thanksgiving dinner. Good to know.

Ah, the infinite power of coffee and deadlines.

It’s a subpoena. Comfortable doesn’t even begin to come into play.

Depends on the CR. You might just annoy it.

“Inches in 8.33 feet”

“Mm in a foot”

Fool, the scientist in me is infuriated. Good work, mate!

It’s the kind of thing that happens when a space gets big - the original purpose and culture of that space is gradually diluted and overwritten by what’s popular until it’s been washed away completely and is no different than what it was trying to distinguish itself from.

Frankly, it’s a phenomenon that I think the world could do without, but I can’t do much about it until the next harvest blood moon, when my powers are at their peak.

Basically indestructible soles and insoles in terms of wear and tear, and an indestructible in general toe cap. Soft enough insoles to cushion, but firm enough to support. Light enough to use everywhere without feeling like I’m walking on King Kai’s planet. Self-tightening laces and mouth. GPS tracking in case I can’t find them or someone’s stolen them.

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

Voyager

Crash and burn, baby.

Yeah, they’re pretty shitty, too. As someone who grew up there, I much prefer where I live now.

The only excuse for bombing a hospital is equipment malfunction, and even then, it’s merely enough to bring it down from “act of supreme evil, shoot the bastard” to “dishonourable discharge and prison time for negligence”.

A Boston accent is different from a New York accent, is different from a Missouri accent, is different from a Mississippi accent, is different from a Florida accent, is different from a Texas accent, is different from an Oklahoma accent, etc. Even within states, it fully depends on how rural you live, whether you went to college… hell, even your tax bracket in some cases.

I say this as an Australian that grew up in America: the sheer size of the place is enough to have something like fifty regional accents per state. Like everything with the US: it’s fucking insane.

Scottish-Texan? I can’t even comprehend what that would sound like. Congratulations, you’ve been speaking an eldritch tongue. Try not to summon Cthulhu.