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  • As a help desk worker this shit is so fucking annoying.

  • We should just vote 3rd party instead LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    1. Stop with this shit. It's 2025. This is stupid.
    2. Women can't be president in America. We have a shitty culture that prevents that from happening. We keep trying, we keep failing. If you want to win, find another candidate with a dick. That's a requirement in America. Not saying I like it. Just saying that's reality.
  • Can we please stop calling them Republicans and start calling them Fascists?

    Words have meaning for a reason.

    They are fascists. Call them that.

  • Sorry, too many ignorant losers in this country that didn't vote or voted 3rd party because they were apathetic or real mad about a single issue.

  • Republicans are so spineless they let a low IQ felon rapist take over their party and cuck them.

  • At least this one wasn't masked so he can be publicly ostracized for his willful participation in a fascist regime.

  • If social security isn't available to me when I reach retirement, I'm simply going to start burning shit down. And I mean that in the literal sense.

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  • Hopefully he does the same thing to her that Hitler did to Eva Braun. Then the same thing to himself.

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  • So this gutter slime can stand up at a State of the Union in a hooker skirt and disrupt the speech, but anyone disrupting her gets stun gunned?

    Hey y'all, in case you haven't noticed, American fascism is here.

    Buy a gun. Train. Help others purchase guns. Help them train.

  • Two courses of action.

    1. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what's going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
    2. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there's only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.

    Alternate option if you're feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.

  • Go on Google Maps and go to South America. Start pretty zoomed out then start zooming in a bit and you'll start to see all the grey, light green, and brown areas eating away at the dark green areas that are the Amazon like a cancer killing its host. A ton of it is already gone. Another few generations and it'll disappear.

  • As others have said, if they take you to a second location, you could either die or end up in a gulag in another country, which is probably as good as being dead.

    May as well fight to the death. Make them pay for it. If you don't you could end up wishing you had another opportunity to.

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  • Speedrunners

    It's on sale for $3 right now. Awesome 4 player competitive racing game without split screen so everyone gets maximized view. Way different than Mario Kart so it won't be a repetitive experience for them. This is the Steam-based couch coop that's lasted longest in my friends group.

    Tricky Towers

    Tetris game, but the catch is you build upwards to a finish line and physics play a role, so the tower can lean and collapse.

    TowerFall Ascension

    Competitive platformer shooter. No split screen. One large screen for everyone. My favorite aspect is all the options you can change to switch up the gameplay. Coop mode and PvP mode.

    Mount Your Friends

    A personal favorite of mine. Not necessarily for kids, even though I don't think it's anything beyond maybe PG-13. It's hilarious. It can be pretty competitive. You can choose to build upwards or outwards. I think outwards is more fun. You can watch gameplay videos and determine if it's appropriate for the kids in question.

    Others have pointed out games like A Way Out, the Trine series, and Split Fiction. Those are all great. But they're longer, story-based puzzle games that take more time than you may have for them to finish. Trine allows 3 players, but the others only allow 2.

  • GUMMI BEARS, BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE!!!!

    Also, literally eating gummi bears right now.

  • Buy a gun. Train.

    Get connected with others. Make sure they get armed. Train with them.