Dagwood222 @ Dagwood222 @lemm.ee

Posts

0

Comments

4,762

Joined

2 yr. ago

It's a fantasy and every writer gets to pick their own rules.

You’ve gone from being amusing to being disgusting. Good-bye.

It's considered extremely offensive to use 'autism' as a slur.

You've gone from being amusing to being disgusting. Good-bye.

You just keep getting funnier and funnier.

lemm.ee shutting down is real.

Witches aren't.

See the difference??

Apparently, rich folks in Moscow can buy a special license to run with lights&sirens. Same result.

You get funnier and funnier.

I care about the points as much as I care about the witches.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda...

Like saying a werewolf is better than a vampire because they are only active three nights a month...

"[They] detested each other. Which makes sense, because they were both detestable."

Gen. Sir Harry Padgett Flashman, VC

Pfft. They have had that covered for centuries.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways..."

Oh, no! You mean I'll lose my internet points?

[off topic?]

Back in the day, Orson Wells was one of the best paid actors on radio. In those days, shows would broadcast live twice a night, once for the East Coast and then again for the West. Wells like to book two shows a night, but had troulbe getting from studio to studio quickly enough.

He discovered that there were a lot of rules for operating an ambulance, but no where in the rules did it say that the ambulance had to be carrying an actual patient, or going to get one.

Wells had his own private ambulance carrying him from studio to studio.

Check his next comment to me.

Your cousin is Art Vandaly?

Short version. My boss pays me enough so I don't quit, and I work hard enough so he doesn't fire me.

The guy isn't getting sick, which proves my point!

I'll be that a witch told him to do this.

A gag like this discourages the amateurs and helps the real ones stay under cover.

Mark Twain said he didn't believe in ghosts, but they scare the hell out of him.