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DaCookeyMonsta @ DaCookeyMonsta @lemmy.world
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Is it possible to make a world where countries are driven by concern of people as a whole rather than separate national interests?

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  • Even then people will create pseudo races to discriminate. Just look at Rwanda and Burundi. Hutu and Tutsi are not even genetically distinct, yet a huge war between the two broke out along the lines of "race".

    • The other, other white meat Rule

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  • Do you like babies?

    They're okay, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

    • PSA: For those who want signal on secondary phone, use molly.

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  • Instructions unclear, now comfortable with pissing myself.

    • shifty eyes

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  • As a dm the 7 section bag I got that I sorted 20 sets of dice into has been a godsend.

    Now we don't need to wait to see who I instakill with dragon breath.

    • Get well soon, kitty!

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  • Sounds more like the 5 families than crime fighters.

    • 'This is only the beginning': Metal Gear Solid fans lose their minds as David Hayter returns to voice Solid Snake in a new teaser

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  • No, the zero effort mgs pack on steam reminded me.

    • Leak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a dating app, too, in an all-hands meeting on the anniversary of his Twitter takeover

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  • Now I want to watch glass onion again.

    • It was a clean run, I swear.

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  • My God, this guy has taken longer to beat the game than the amount of time it's been available. How is that possible?

    • Let's do this 💪

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  • It's clearly a joke, lighten up.

    • Woke superheroes rule

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  • I think I knew it was fiction when they started shooting spiders out of their eyes.

    • What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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  • I think there was actually some fringe case where it happened due to some internal deformity.

    • What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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  • I got a free solution, go commando.

    I didn't say it was a good solution, just free.

    • What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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  • "Shit, does she know she has no vagina? Play it cool, there must be an explanation, we need to go deeper..."

    • What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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  • First time I fingered a girl I felt like Colombus. Really thought I'd hit the new world much sooner.

    • What's some sex ed info you didn't know until embarrasingly late?

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  • Are you saying it's not like a slot machine and pays out like 6 kids when you win?

    • Police say there’s an active shooter in Lewiston, Maine, and they are investigating multiple scenes

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  • Caveat: There are ways to simulate full automatics (e.g. bump stock), and also some guns can be converted into full automatic.

    • Welp, a sure death turned into a victory starting there. I am a proud DM of my players

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  • My same group took 20 minutes to get past an unlocked door.

    • Welp, a sure death turned into a victory starting there. I am a proud DM of my players

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  • Meanwhile...

    Me: You guys find a key woth a triangle on it

    Later that session

    Me: There is a locked door with a triangle on it.

    Party: This door is literally impossible to open.

    Me: ...why don't you check your inventory...

    Party: Aha, maybe this tomato we found can open the door if we shove it into the lock.

    Me: I don't... you have a key!

    Party: When did we get a key?

    Me: THIS SESSION!

    Party: Ohhh we didn't write it down.

    Me: IT'S ONLY BEEN 5 MINUTES! GOLDFISH, ALL OF YOU!

    • Never start vaping, says 12-year-old girl with lung damage

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  • Man, this destroys my argument that all 12 year olds should vape. Boy do I feel silly.

    • Maybe an upgrade?

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  • What pro athlete is drinking red bull?