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  • Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it's that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol

    Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can't take this shit no more!

  • OMG

    Jump
  • I live for these awkward moments:

    • Standing in the middle of the aisle? "Excuse me! Pardon me! Thaaaank yeeeeeoouuuu!"

    • Not going on a green light because you're looking down at your glowing crotch? Insta-long-honk

    • You and your friend are blocking a doorway while chatting? hand on shoulder "Pardon me, young man! Appreesheeyateyah!"

    Always wear a smile ☺️

  • I understand that it bothers you when he asks but maybe it's because you feel obligated to get up and go?

    Have you tried not doing that? Seriously, tell that dude to tell you what it is or ignore him until he comes to you. You're the master of your brain, big dawg. Don't stress 🙏