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She pisses and shits outside in the driveway.
Her neighbours aren't happy.

Good Russian assets protect their Russian leaders bought and paid for Russian puppets!!

I take issue with this comment, specifically just one part. You are sullying the good name of whores worldwide.
Puppy Killer doesn't deserve to lick the shit covered boots of whores, let alone be compared to them.

Only because he drained the swamp of all the criminals in his first term as, hahaha, 'president'.
If you run out then you have to import. Supply and demand!!

I'm a top exec for a very big movie company and I hear you on this. No more Julia Roberts. Got it. Roberts out, Catwoman in. ...

Someone get me Michelle Pfeiffer on the phone. I have a great idea, Catwoman as Harry Tubmen.
That's an Oscar winner, right there.

I never took off my pirates hat but I have had a netflix account for about a year...
...
It wasn't my account. One of my kids friends signed in to their profile on my TV so I used it every now and again until the password sharing option was taken away.

Now maybe I'm being pedantic here but this does seem to slightly suggest that the ordinary citizens being kidnapped off the streets, and sent to death camps...whoops, I mean 'prison', without any legal support is not a problem?

However the upper class fools doing absolutely fuck all to stop the ordinary people being abducted by the us's Gestapo being fingered by tRUMP and his cronies is a step too far?

I like her. Don't get me wrong. She seems to be a good one. Speaks her mind etc etc but if she, and the congress people, would've had a problem about the little guys being taken on broad daylight then there wouldn't be any need to have a problem about her unpoors being fingered!!

Remember the German poem:
First they came for the poors but I did not speak out for I am not poor.
Then...

Yep. The good news is it'll only take them 50 years to punish Putin for it.
I bet he's shitting his pants harder than an american 'president' about the future punishment as well!!

Wait, I've crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

I've also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I..I was just kneeling, officer.

More truthful title:
Fat Orange Imbecile Openly Accepts Bribe. Government Secrets Will Be Sent Back For Years To Come.

Fucking casual.

Tulski*

Call her by her birth name.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8

I am a cynical bastard, and I wonder if they told everyone that they were one of the people not being let go, then contacted them later to tell them everyone was being laid off.

It gives the workers a -temporary- feeling of relief. Which could stop a riot etc etc.
And it's so very dishonestly devious that it's deffo something that Felon Mucks would do, just because he can.

This could be the first time he's ever been successful (unless you count bankrupting casinos, and other 'businesses' a success...?)

That's exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.

Anyways, it's time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won't know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.

Yes, but you've forgotten far worse things such as:
The selling of documents to hostile countries.
The alleged 'wink wink' Epstein island kiddie fiddling.
And the adjudicated rape stuff.

Though, in your defense, there's so many abhorrent things he's done that it's easy to forget most of them!!

Hey, HEY, that's not fair! He's not a naz...{checks his behaviour}
I see. Ok, I mean he's not fa...{checks pictures}
Riiiight. Wel, he's not a retar...{checks behaviour again}

No, you're correct. Carry on.

Scott, is that you? Call the gang!!

Lies!
His hands are far too tiny for his fingers to cross.