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Which is a bit unfair. I've not butchered any pigs, and I've only ever eaten one or two humans!!

(My autocorrect switched butchered to buggered above. (Un)Luckily (?) I had time to proofread and catch it before posting.

Holeception. He must envelope deeper!

Wait, isn't this how black holes start, by folding in on themselves?

I don't understand. Maybe a set of adverts would help me?

Certainly.
I've hidden lots of cameras around your house and the screens that I use to watch you are in portrait configuration.
Hope that helps. Also, you're running low on shampoo.

I thought it was 5 casinos and a resort (with a casino on)...?

Edit:
Bankruptcies were...
1991: Trump Taj Mahal
1992: Trump Castle Hotel & Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Casino
1992: Trump Plaza Hotel (not a casino, just a hotel.)
2004: Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts
2009: Trump Entertainment Resorts (casino holding company. FFS, not only did he bankrupt casinos. Which is one of the most lucrative businesses out there, he also bankrupted a company that handles the casinos. How the fuck is that even -legally- possible to bankrupt a company that owns the most lucrative businesses!!!)

There are numerous other businesses that also failed spectacularly. Plus there 'businesses' that were just scams, the university that never was.
Promises of extensive redevelopment that got 'put on hold' after his golf courses got built etc.

Lazy is another one.
"This is terrible for me, my family and it's future, and for my country...but the TV isn't going to watch itself. I'm sure someone else will do it."

"I'll do a peaceful protest at the weekend. That'll shake him and his cronies to their very cores. They really hate those peaceful protests!!"

I defy you to find any angle that makes TurdNugget look attractive enough to put on a lapel pin.

He has no best side whatsoever.
If you flip to the other side it's the same.
If it's from the front then it'll be a pin that's akin to an over inflated orange balloon with a neck pussy.
From below, more neck pussy.
From behind then it's just a view of his bad hair transplant.
From above, more bad hair transplant.
There is just no angle that is attractive. None.

The only way I ever actually want to see his ugly as fuck face again is when it's lying in a coffin.
And a pin of that would be acceptable, but it still wouldn't be classed as attractive.

"I'm just saying that I didn..."
{throws a gun at Billy} "HE'S GOT A GUN. I'M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!” {starts blasting in all directions}

That's a mighty fine tailpipe you've got there!!

I see.
Would you give it three stars then? Five, maybe?

Then it gets better, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"I'm scared, Poncho"

Unfortunately you aren't corrupt enough to become a cop, sorry.

You should, it works 'perfectly'.

You just don't understand the fart of the deal.

Whoops, I meant art of the steal.

Oh, ffs. I meant Angry Old Orange Rapist TurdNugget is a fucking imbecile. Phew, finally got there in the end.

That would require effort.

Here's a test for you:
There's a chunk of cash in an envelope. Do you take it?

A non white person could be close by at any moment, are you fearing for your life?

You're walking outside and you hear a dog bark in the distance. Are you shooting wildly in the basic direction of the sounds?

You've just killed an innocent person and been given a paid holiday whoops, I mean 'suspension', where would you like to go?

That's a bit unfair...you have not mentioned the many other failed businesses that didn't end in bankruptcy!!

Bit quick for my liking. Any chance someone can slow it down a tad?