D3FNC [any] @ D3FNC @hexbear.net

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Please, someone explain to me how a rational, educated adult or, fuck, even a barely literate, completely self absorbed and incurious child could have existed in this material plane at any point in the last 20 years and SOMEHOW think today.

Today is when the problem really started

Also lol at historians existing in the future bitch this planet is on fiiiire

I'm struggling to think of anything lore wise in gambo thrones that wasn't a real event in English history, or at the very least a popular belief / self worshipping mythology

Even as a high schooler I remember thinking a few hundred pages in, wait. Wait.. is this the war of the fucking roses

I can never decide which is funnier to me, GRRM being a Disney screenwriter in their children's animation division or the fact he abandoned the song of ice and fire entirely and now exclusively adds to an absolute trash universe he created about removed racist cajun vampires with alcoholism and gambling that makes Twilight look like Pride and Prejudice

Yet, somehow this would still probably be the most respectful treatment of any of the first nations by any Mormon, ever

The history of the Mormon church is like oops hahaha all war crimes I'm so silly

It's really hard to criticize anything about Twilight after you learn it was literally self published fan fiction written by a Mormon house wife with ten kids that has never once in her life even seen a healthy or fulfilling relationship from a distance, or had a meal containing any form of seasoning, and will almost certainly die without having ever experienced even an aliquot of sexual pleasure

I also like to kidnap my entire family in my used hearse then do a shitload of amphetamines in the Mexican desert immediately after completing a formal education in the newly developed science of ecology that ended with learning about the inevitability of man made climate change continuing to accelerate the greatest and final planetary mass extinction event, the holocene era

Yeah I feel that shit in my soul bro, for sure

Whomst amongst us hasn't done a Herbert once or twice

Bro, how can it possibly have more racist origins than "water n words"

Guy that founded hamas as controlled opposition supports hamas, news at 11

In Ford's defense - everyone in the plant that actually works for a living and doesn't just play fantasy football all day - is on strike so it's not surprising their management is paralyzed by indecision for weeks on end.

Imagine thinking the automotive industry actively looks for areas to cut the fat and somehow simultaneously you manage to completely ignore the fact dealerships still exist

The workers getting a pay rise would increase the minimum cost they could charge but they already charge the maximum which is what the market will bear.

No it wouldn't. They would simply make very slightly less profit. Christ. Thatcher really did a number on y'all

I grew up in a trailer park and I would like to point out that while everyone bitches about the pizza, every single one of those marriages are still somehow going strong

*myths

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Isn't this dude a hologram tho

You know, I'd say we had a good run but honestly I just don't feel like lying to make myself feel better. This shit sucks.

I'm gonna go with "immediately after the fall of the soviet union" when the feds pulled the plug on all funding for higher education in lieu of doing donuts in the parking lot and invading Iraq over and over again

brace noise

Over the last few days I have come to the previously unfathomable conclusion the libs have apparently been there for a while now? Wtf?

They seem very comfortable with it, like it was a long settled debate