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CurlyMoustache
CurlyMoustache @ CurlyMoustache @lemmy.world
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The joys of parenthood

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  • The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment

    • You need to fully understand where this recipe comes from.

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  • It's a SEO trick to get better rating on Google

    • Jailbroken AI Chatbots Can Jailbreak Other Chatbots

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  • How to make sure I'm not making it by accident? That is the reason why I have a general understanding of atomic bombs

    • Jailbroken AI Chatbots Can Jailbreak Other Chatbots

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  • I had it. I printed it out on a dot matrix printer. Took hours, and my dad found it while it was half way. He got angry, pulled the cord and burned all of the paper

    • I've earned it

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  • If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

    • I've earned it

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  • Det er jeg!

    • I've earned it

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  • He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

    • What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

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  • Got a question for you. What's heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

    • Emails Reveal How a Hospital Bowed to Political Pressure to Stop Treating Trans Teens

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  • Fucking hell 🤮 I can smell you from over the Internet

    • Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

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  • I have never been religious (it was never a subject that came up in my family). What I found strange was when I started studying and moved to a larger city, alot of former christians I got to know told med how they stopped believing.

    These were "extreme christians" if you compare them to other christians where I live (Norway, we're not a religious society at all). When they went out into the world, they found out that they'd been lied to. They'd been told everyone else wanted what they had, and they'd be converting heathens left to right.

    One girl I got to know, told me she noticed people physically rejected her and felt sorry for her when she told them about her religion and that they also could partake. The people also asked her very troubling questions she could't answer, and they seemed to know the religious texts better than her. After that she started to question what she'd been told since childhood

    • nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

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  • I love doing art for just for the sake of it

    • Air: Where did that bring you? Back to me.

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  • You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog

    • Watching mouths fill up with towels

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  • Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you're hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

    • History of the Balkans

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  • Fucking swedish bastards

    Regards, Norway

    • Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

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  • This is how I look for the best bits in porn

    • Failing proper royal etiquette

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  • Thanks, Michael Jackson

    • Hey media, stop bullying women who refuse to marry Republicans

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  • Have you ever smelled your own asshole after sitting down on the toilet, but you did not not take a shit? That's the smell.

    • Hey media, stop bullying women who refuse to marry Republicans

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    • Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

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  • It does around here (Norway). I've never even seen how our cash looks like since the late 00s.

    The US is a shit system made for fucking the average tax player in the ass

    • Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

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  • I'm a criminal! Wank wank, nudge nudge