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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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Lemmy should just go its own way and forget about cake day and karma farming, and instead reward original content, until reddit starts copying Lemmy

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  • Toothpaste.

    • Lemmy should just go its own way and forget about cake day and karma farming, and instead reward original content, until reddit starts copying Lemmy

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  • Hamburgers or tacos.

    • A symbol for the fediverse ⁂

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  • I like it because we are all snowflakes together

    • To protect US coasts, scientists want to zap the sea with electricity

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  • Lets do it. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • I just dmed you 20 Copybaras. Their will is senior to ours and they will not be denied.

    • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • Now I know who is behind it all

    • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • gerbil

    • Real but funny

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  • China is missing

    • Whoever is in charge of Capybara marketing is doing a hell of a good job

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  • +1 for correct market timing. -2 for annoying vegans. +1 for supporting the mobile infantry.

    • Lemmy votes ARE public, should they be anonymous?

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  • The only fair way to handle this is for all admins to immediately turn over all passwords to the Crumbgrabber, who will act as an interface between the government and private sector interests in determining the value of each Lemmy user, and whether they are a fit candidate for the mobile infantry. Remember- only service guarantees citizenship.

    • A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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  • "Yer Mom was a ________"

    • DON'T FUCK WITH THE MOUSE

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  • Thank You.

    • How is Lemmy better than Reddit?

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  • LEMMY HAS THE CRUMBGRABBER. THAT IS WHY REDDIT HAS NO CHANCE.

    • How do you sort your view on Lemmy, mostly?

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  • If you aren't sorting by new, you have no backbone and will never please any of the gods of war.

    • If time is a currency, what is the product?

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  • "Thy rod and staff shine as a thousand shekels among the stars and dwindle to nothingness with a poor cost to goods ratio"-Clymiditres

    • Nature finds a way

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  • This is proof that trees are car-nivorous.

    • YSK that some Lemmy apps and web interfaces allow you to filter keywords

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  • YSK Federal Law prohibits the filtering of the word "crumbgrabber".

    • Older people of lemmy what is some nuance sayings or typed on the net that you would like to have explained to you?

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  • My son told me that DTF means "Doing the Face Book", but I sometimes see it being used in other sites that I like to visit that aren't social media sites. Does the Face Book really carry that much weight on the Internet? What does "Doing the Face Book" really mean exactly?

    • What if Dinosaur is the most common form of life, and they sent their DNA here in a galaxy wide seeding operation?

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  • DINOSPERMIA

    • If a tunnel boring machine were installed facing downward in a cemetery, you wouldn't need to expand the cemetery

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  • Combine this with the worlds deepest goldmine and we have a winner.