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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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She’s born with it

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  • This is what we need to implement our plan.

    • People often point to the terrible things in the world as evidence we're living in "the worst timeline". What examples are there of things that suggest our timeline is actually better than it seems?

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  • In this timeline, princess Leias bun stayed intact. Wholesome.

    • Sample Text

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  • 6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.

    • shrimp rule

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  • Correct and Verified.tm

    • Nap game

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  • wholesome

    • China again lowers reserve requirement ratio for banks by 50 basis points to 6.6%

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  • Thats an absolutely crazy ratio. Does anyone remember what Citibanks was around 2008? I think it was in that ball park. Lets fix it with leverage, boys!

    • Non-Americans: what do you like about America?

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  • Without the American innovation of deep frying a wrapped dough something within another wrapped dough something and serving it in a bucket, I don't think civilization would be on the positive path it is on right now.

    • What is the purpose of this plastic piece?

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  • As long as it remains covered the lizard people cannot see it.

    • Climate change

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  • Florida man asserts his dominance.

    • What did Spock find in the bathroom?

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  • I shouldn't upvote this but I did anyway.

    • Pager sales are probably really, really down right now, even for pagers.

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  • Marketing has a bright idea and says lets put AI in pagers.

    • Just Coca-cola doing what it does I guess

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  • Brand managers on point.

    • TIL of the continent "Zealandia", a large, mostly submerged continent in the Pacific Ocean which New Zealand is a part of.

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  • I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.

    • Brazilian mayoral candidate hits opponent with a chair during live debate

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  • More American than America

    • How serious are you guys when you talk about punching nazis?

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  • A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.

    • This is fine

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  • ouch

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  • Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.

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  • yes

    • Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?

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  • well, ok then.

    • Is JD Vance mad at cat ladies because they won't let him eat their cats?

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