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Crackhappy
Crackhappy @ Crackhappy @lemmy.world
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This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.

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  • In nomine patris lustra

    • Why are popes always really old?

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  • What's really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.

    • What popular TV show did not do it for you and you quit watching?

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  • I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

    • Maryland Sen. Van Hollen meets with mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia in El Salvador

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  • True.

    • Kirby the fox cub had over 500 ticks on him when he was rescued. He is now healthy and gaining weight!

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  • The way this is shot, it looks like he's mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

    • What's the craziest thing that ever happened at your workplace?

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  • Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

    • China calls bluff on 245% US tariff: 'Meaningless'

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  • Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he's stupid as fuck. He's going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

    • Maryland Sen. Van Hollen meets with mistakenly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia in El Salvador

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  • This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait... there are none. Cowards.

    • When you put it that way, maybe I should try to sleep better...

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  • Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will eventually result in your death.

    • What's your opinion on manga, manwha, and manhua?

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  • I really like manchego...

    • What do you all use for ambient lighting?

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  • My glow in the dark butt plug is always there for me in the dark.

    • What's with "checks notes" everywhere?

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  • And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.

    • Do it

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  • What what, in the butt...

    • I now see that my collection is sorely missing something

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  • Play with Franklin, I dare you.

    • As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?

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  • That's a valid point.

    • Why is Germany so prevalent on Lemmy?

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  • For context, I was on the internet before the Web was invented.

    • As a US citizen who was born in the UK, how risky is it to leave and reenter the US right now?

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  • I think it really depends on how white you are. I'm 192cm tall, born in California, white as fuck with blue eyes, so I think that I'm pretty safe. However, I've cautioned my sister who was born on Java that she really has to take precautions. She's lived here and been naturalized since she was 1 years old, but even so, she's got brown skin, so she's a target for this RACIST AS FUCK government.

    • China is winning in every imaginable way

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  • Are you winning if your only opponent suddenly changes into a child who throws tantrums every other day?

    • The world's hot new trade is "sell America"

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  • I am so glad I bought so much foreign currency in January.

    • BREAKING: Trump Exempts Phones, Computers and More From Tariffs

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  • Stupid is as stupid does. Oh wait.. I got that wrong. Liar is as liar does.