Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids.... Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
Question, does the real distress signal, when flipped on the station have any automated features like closing hatches, warming up the landing module, or jettisoning hazardous storage?
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