CosmicApe @ CosmicApe @kbin.social

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And hollandaise is just bougie mayo.

Pretty sure most people do know they're getting fucked by both sides, but voting is literally the only feasible way to make shit better instead of worse.

How about you go fuck yourself, ever thought about that?

Making some pretty bold assumptions about what's going to be left in 500 years lol

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

He looks forward to many more years of sharing GTA VI trailers?

I drive every day for work and same.

DING

This may just be me being a pedantic little bitch, but I hate when people call it "apple cider" Cider is made from apples, the apple is redundant!

Shit like this is why people can't stand Linux users

But it wasn't a kiss, it was assault because she did not consent.
A more accurate comparison would be if I punched someone in the street and claimed I was just sparring with them. It wasn't a sparring, it was assault.

I'm confused. Are you saying that punching someone isn't physical assault?

Oh wow, that is so much worse than in inferred from the title.

I'm the same age and knew exactly which song it was 🤷‍♂️

DeSantis: I helped do a genocide!
Genociders: no you the fuck did not

That ain't ironic, but you know what is? Rain on your wedding day.

Along with what's already been mentioned, it was very difficult to program for due to some interesting hardware differences and took developers a few years to really figure out which lead to some poor performance despite better hardware.

Me as a 13yo reading the first book: Holy shit, Dumbledore is so badass he just magics up a feast for everyone!
Me reading the later books: Oh, the feast is cooked by elves. Slave elves. Elves that are slaves... Cool cool cool...

Sure, but he was always going to say that