Copythis @ Copythis @lemmy.world

I like copiers.

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I stay as long as possible because I don't want to go home to my abusive wife.

Sometimes I can't sleep on Sundays because I'm so excited to go to work the next day.

California is coming to arrest you!

I work on photocopiers. Some people will lie to dispatch to get me out faster.

I can always tell you're lying 100% of the time. The copier tells me what happened, and I can remote into the copier before I even show up (which is helpful because I can bring parts I might need). But I'll never say anything. I just want the customer to be happy.

Edit: I'm talking about office and light production copiers.

Mine is 18, do I get a cookie?

Just become republican!

All of a sudden, everything bad is a hoax.

Problem solved.

I am a cis male. I am so freaking jealous you guys can do that! I grow thin little stragglers. They're red too, which is weird because I have brown hair.

quicksave

Ever boot up Wallpaper Engine?

It pops up with a "do you want to hide Hentai?" button due to how much of it there is.

Omg you guys are amazing, thank you for the laugh. I was a reddit user since 2011. So many good memories, but I haven't been back since the day of the app collapse.....

WhEn dOeS tHe NaWaLl BaCoN?????

What's reddit?

I have pavloved my cats with the laser pointer. Just jingle it and they come running! Same thing wish the cat food too unfortunately. Any can I open and I'm quickly joined by cats

If a JW approaches, just politely tell them you're an apostate, and they'll leave you alone.

Those people are genuinely brain washed into believing they are going save your life if they convert you.

If you tell them you're an apostate, you're telling them you're ex JW, and you've been exiled, so they'll turn around and refuse to talk to you. I say be polite because they're just humans trying to "save your life"

Okay good... Rich people keep moving to my area where most people aren't as well off.

They keep coming into our small towns and open up little Vinyard places. It's like that episode with SodoSopa, but in real life.

It's cool to see, but it makes the cost of living impossible!

Are we talking San Francisco northern California?

Or actual northern California? (above Sacramento)

Toner has such a unique smell to it.

The only way I can describe it is that it smells silly.

Thanks!

That's basically how I got into the industry actually. Every problem is like a big puzzle I get to solve, and I get to help people, so it feels good at the end of the day

It's probably the feed tires. You can get false jams if they're slipping.

The bigger ones transport multiple sheets at once! The ones I work on can have up to 5 sheets running through the copier at once! It's really cool.

When you're printing 11x17 duplex (2 sided) it'll slide the paper under the machine whole it's rotating it. You can't see it, but I know it's happening.

I absolutely love working on photocopiers, even though it's my job.

My friends say I'm a hoot in the discord!

Live in a red county, it's everywhere. Go to the small town high schools. Trump and confederate, and lifted trucks absolutely everywhere.

And good lord, the mullets.