Confused_Emus @ Confused_Emus @lemmy.world

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If we’re ok with relocating it outside of California, let’s put it on top of Devil's Tower and call it the world’s largest Gazing Ball garden ornament.

Obsidian Orb is really Roko's Basilisk. Allowing you to live is your payment for building it.

Who the fuck gave Mr Darcy internet access?

It’s a meme made from a stock photo. Don’t take the high horse’s dick so deep, Mr. Hands.

So it’s turn the other cheek bullshit? They’ve had my left, right, and both ass cheeks. There are no cheeks left to turn.

They all had two prior opportunities to debate, though!

In Dante’s Inferno, there’s someone in Hell who is still alive - he was just such an evil shitbag that his soul already fell to hell and his mortal body is animated by demons while it’s still alive. Could be something similar.

Mmmkay Mr Mackey

for your reading comprehension issues

has enough literacy skills to pick up on humor in more than just the shared image

I thought it was funny, anyway…

There’s definitely a difference between slipping in a little tongue and sucking someone’s saliva through a straw, along with whatever other food debris that beverage might have flushed out.

It’s almost as if it’s a cycle of violence. Maybe both parties could make some progress towards peace if they’d just stop killing each other’s children.

Bit of a dick today, aren’t we?

Oh Lordy, I hope I never have to kiss you if that’s how it works for ya.

This image makes me gag. That’s not sanitary.

There are no decent WiFi setups in college dorms.

That’s where the starting at comes in.

Throw in some beers and we’ve got a party!

Ah! Time to rewatch, I don’t remember that one now.

Do you mean like a damp squib?