Confused_Emus @ Confused_Emus @lemmy.world

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If it was bad enough you think they should have been divorced, there was likely more going on there. But I kinda think in general a lot of these boomer humor wife-bad jokes come from the usual anxiety one can feel with people they live with. I often have similar feelings about my roommate, particularly when he hasn’t gone to the office for work in a while.

Yes! That is definitely a concern i didn’t consider. I feel like downward focused light can only be helpful. Aside from the flying insects, less light pollution is better for our telescopes.

I saw Anton’s video on this and get what’s happening here. But at the same time, can we really say these bugs were “going” somewhere to begin with? Are they just as happy flying in circles for hours on end as flying in a straight line? Would they know the difference?

Run faster, you fuck.

No thanks. Definitely not my style of humor.

Knowing the way shit is in KC, probably just a couple of crackhead assholes with guns who got in an argument and couldn’t be fucked about the collateral damage.

I was thinking about going down to the parade today. Glad I stayed home instead.

You can order additional PPV content, there’s still free stuff. Paying is optional.

It’s not an add on, the fuck are you on about?! They’re included!

I mean yeah, but who mentioned any of that stuff? What’s dystopian about having entertainment for a potentially multi hour flight? I fail to see the utopian quality in sitting straight-backed and staring at the back of the seat in front of you for a six hour cross-country flight.

And I really don’t give two shits what you think of me since you’re apparently a bit of a wacko.

“In flight entertainment?! What is this world coming to?!”

You’re one of those Amish people with a hidden smartphone, aren’t you?

Your mistake here is confounding the name of a language with the name of a culture.

You are so clearly well read on the topic that you cannot spell the name of a country you are accusing of creating the term. It was Pero Rico scholars that counted the term, and this it is a creation of the USA.

Did you mean Puerto Rico…?

What better way to introduce the kiddies to the concepts of death and decay?

Walmart weirdness isn’t produced for TV, I feel like that makes it worse. That’s just how those people are.

Utility prices keep going up, regardless. I’d rather they use the money for something useful.

What is it with water departments being such Luddites?! Having lived in a few different cities in a few different states, they always seem to be the one utility that’s the biggest pain in the ass to work with. Gotta go down to their city office to start service - make sure to bring a voided check if you want to set up an auto draft to pay the bill because they don’t take cards. Online account management? Nah, the closest they have to an online presence is their About page on the city website.

WHY?!

“Only a trainee…”

Sounds like you’re the only one keeping that thing running. Don’t sell yourself short!

I mean, CEOs don’t work hard or make extraordinary accomplishments, so they clearly don’t deserve these blessèd pizza parties.

I’ve got some childhood trauma associated with those things that always reminds me of the taste and texture of a mouth full of dirt.

Ah, nifty. I may check that out then. Thanks!