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  • Me(an|me) Bea(m|n) (Regular?) Machine

  • Make sure to only eat oysters fed a strict vegan diet, then you're all clear.

  • Angry driving can make one quite blunt

    Enough to rage over a mundane stunt

    At bicyclists abreast

    a roar rose in his chest

    SINGLE FILE YOU TWO-WHEELED CUN--

    Skeleton Warriors!

  • Try a typing game, there's lots of them now in several genres. I learned to touch type in secondary school, doing the old fashioned thing of taping a sheet of paper over the keyboard (and typing under it) so you can't see the keys. That works but I believe in the educational power of games, and it'll be more fun.

    Otherwise, just practice. If you use lemmy on mobile, try switching to desktop to type more. Start writing letters to people or short stories or anything that just encourages you to type more.

  • I wish games just wouldn't license music, or would attain a perpetual license that allows the work to remain whole and as intended. Can you imagine if your movie collection just auto-updated to change the soundtrack or add some new scenes in now and again? It's fucking stupid what people put up with in games and software.

  • Pure evil

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  • Seeing this actually sent a small wave of dread through my body

  • Well, banned for having mild opinions on US politics and then getting defensive when someone called them a genocide enabler. Sounds like hexbear did them a favor. If only the right-wing loonies were so quick to ban people who disagreed with them instead of setting up a big slide to draw them further in.

  • I'm reminded of a very passionate post I once saw about how tiktok dances have made some people afraid to dance because they aren't as good as people who literally live in dance training camps to factory -produce dance videos. Anyway, the plea was to just ignore that and dance! People largely have an innate desire to move when they hear music, and its OK to just vibe with it.

    The internet has got people thinking that everything they make must be step 1 of their plan to monetize that thing and release it for global consumption. Write stories for yourself, letter for friends, and poems for no one! Dance no matter who is looking. Make art everywhere. And for goodness' sake, play table top games with friends, make up stories, and let yourself get wildly obcessed about it! It's yours! It's ok to just love the story your friends are telling and to talk about with people, and you don't even have to lament that your friend group isn't charming enough to carry the podcast of your game.

  • Meetings

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  • bee-mail*

  • I'm a big fan of the "wisdom " check before players do something that seems, to me, completely stupid. Like, hey, before you set out to storm the castle, roll your highest knowledge skill.

    Tactics, architecture, history, etc, all good. But any success on any skill (or even, literally, Wisdom if nothing else) gets you a little hint that this is a terrible idea.

    "OK well, as a Baker, you understand that the huge wagon pulling 500 loaves of bread into the castle means there must be an enormous amount of guards. Since you got a natural 20 on your Cooking check, you can estimate the number precisely to around 150. Even if they weild the baguettes as weapons, you are certain they will defeat you."

    And then, most parties I've played with will then begin formulating their plan to sneak in on the bread wagon, which is a much funnier story. Or they'll complain that they meant the druid should cause a storm to distract the guards or something like that. It's kind of amazing how often these bad plans arise from a miscommunication.

  • So are we switching from metacritic to NASDAQ for our game reviews now? No longer will we buy or subscribe to games, now we invest in them. With the blockchain, we will....

  • I'll controversially say that I really love the Steam controller. Not the steam deck (which is honestly my number 1 if we're including handhelds) but the original controller intended for use with the steam link device.

    It really just needs a right analog stick and it would be great. The lack of one takes it from 10/10 to like a 7/10. It's so good otherwise, great weight and size, good design. Sensible layout and the big track pads work really well! It was clearly a prototype for how the Deck layout ended up, though I actually like the controller's big circular pads more than the decks little square ones.

  • Allow me to extend a warm fediverse welcome to the free people of Brazil, at last throwing off their Musky chains

  • Delicious

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  • You don't, and cutting down on meat eating by any amount helps. "Meatless Mondays" and other similar memes are good ways to introduce vegetarian possibilities to people raised on meat-mandatory diets.

    My ex was very strict vegetarian except for meat they purchased themselves from an ethical butcher they had vetted.

  • Jeeze what's next, the simple wholesome thrills of Moonman Doom?

    (I don't think they should have taken it down, political satire like killing Thatcher/Trump/Biden in a game isn't in the same ballpark as actually bad or dangerous Doom mods like moonman or various maps that copy layouts from schools and malls.)

  • It's sad but i stopped writing answers or comments on SO years ago. I used to have all these optimistic ideas about people working together to collectively grow our shared knowledge. I guess Wikipedia and the Internet Archive keep barely hanging in there, but if anything those cases prove my point: without one extremely strong personality to hold the corruption in check, all these collaborative "digital commons" projects are a leadership change away from completely selling out all the work put into them. That can be feeding everything into AI but it's also monetization schemes and EULA changes to claim ownership of user submitted content and locking the public out of your site without accounts and subscriptions.

    And usually the public's only recourse is to tear it all down and start again, waiting for the next con artist to come along and steal the village's prosperity.

  • According to the YTer, it's been in development for at least 10 years. Maybe a large segment of their pre-pandemic, antivax/antimask crowd couldn't make it to the premier?