stupid Americans can’t discern fact from fiction.

It's almost as if all the attacks on education over the last 4-7 decades are bearing fruit.

"Today's show is brought to you by the letter 3!"

"If you can't stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!"

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Yes, Gorgonzola, u can haz cheezbrgr.

My experiences mirror this, tho not to that degree. It's similar to Mos Eisley over there.

I dunno... there is video evidence of Butthead hitting on underage girls...

"It's like he's trying to jump over that other dog, but he just can't make it. GET IT BOY! YOU CAN DO IT!"

Excuse ME?

I'm sorry, but i see him more as a Butthead than a Beavis.

Hear hear from the 505.

turns slow circle, taking in Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska and Wyoming off in the distance, and completing the circuit on Utah

Well, fuck.

I had to get a rental car for work earlier this month. It took 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn the goddamn parking break off. So convenient.

You're calling out vendors at farmers markets as "finance bros" while simultaneously on a tangent defending Jeff fucking Bezos?! What color is the sky in your world..?

ton of automation and ‘convenience’ being sold is terribly thought out or makes life more complex than not having it.

People burning alive in Teslas because we don't want those unsightly door handles comes to mind.

Can you explain the walking speed of a "newborn snail in Costco?" How many legs do newborn snails have..?

Dude, did you miss a med, or something? There's unhinged, and then there's whatever the fuck i just read. A ferret on meth wouldn't be able to keep up with this line of "reasoning."

Disagree. We already have an excess of heartless reptiles running around.

Are these the "enemies within" that Trump kept talking about?

Wait, WHAT?!?! But... that would mean...

TRUMP LIED?!?1?

It's made-up bullshit that'll be used as a smoke screen for all the inhumanity that's about to start getting dumped on us daily.

I talked my then 17yo nephew away from the whole Tate/Peterson/Rogan sphere a couple years ago. It's really sad how few quality role models there are for young men these days, and these shills are happily filling the spaces.