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IRS will start simplifying its notices to taxpayers as agency continues modernization push

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  • Dear Taxpayer,

    You pay $xxx.xx or we [REDACTED] you.

    t. Taxman/woman/xer

    • Supreme Court rejects Alabama death row inmate's lethal gas claim

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  • Guillotine is the best ovaltine.

    • Ukraine’s average soldier is 43. How can they keep Putin at bay?

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  • No. Use WOMEN for all non-combat roles. Heck, use WOMEN as DRONE OPERATORS. Farm out the job to WOMEN to pilot drones from the comfort of their living rooms. WOMEN.

    • What do you think of sports analysts ?

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  • We need to tell us that scoring more points is better than scoring less points.

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  • What is Open Ass? Is it a new Linux distro?

    • Netanyahu defies Biden, insisting there’s ‘no space’ for Palestinian state

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  • Why does the "sole remaining Superpower nation" bow to a small onery loud mouthed pseudo-nation? Which one is in charge? Curious.

    • every time i can't remember how to use a command

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  • Man horse beach? Man steed sea? Man pony sand? What?

    • TIL a Canadian from Greece took an American version of an Italian dish and added tropical fruit to it and called it a Hawaiian pizza.

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  • Pizza is American. They perfected it and deserves the full credit. Italians can cry with their hands.

    • Dora seeing snow for the first time

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  • My God! It's full of stars! snow!

    • Revealed: far-right figures try to create white nationalist ‘haven’ in Kentucky

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  • Sun Tzu: "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake."

    • X appears to be juicing MrBeast’s views to woo the YouTuber to the platform, pushing video upload into users’ feeds as an unlabeled ad

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  • Mr Beast is the AntiChrist gog and magog. I hate him with the passion of a thousand Hiroshimas. His corpse face splattered all over youtube triggers an uncanny valley effect on me. A repulsive simulacra, a predator animal disguised as a human.

    • Alabama readies never-before-used execution method that some veterinarians won't even use for pets

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  • Simply chop his head with a guillotine. Almost zero percent chance of fucking up, quick and painless. No, that one story about the slapped head is bunkum. Standing up suddenly can cause you to faint due to low blood pressure. Having your neck cut off results in a much more sudden drop in blood pressure to the brain. People just don't want to see the messy blood spilled. If you want to execute someone, deal with it.

    • Bacteria Make Decisions Based on Generational Memories

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  • No. You see, certain bacterium have both male and female genetic memories that they can access by overdosing on Spice Melange...

    • Slight male navigational advantage likely due to cultural differences, researchers find

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  • No. Women were/are more vauable to society because they can give birth. Males are expendable and encouraged to participate in risky activities. You see it to this day where women are almost always excused from being drafted into the military.

    • change my mind

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  • I can't. You have none.

    • TIL the middle finger was used offensively from 423 BC

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  • Was it used defensively by cavemen?

    • ChatGPT's new AI store is struggling to keep a lid on all the AI girlfriends

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  • If you are against this, you are also against dildos.

    • Get to work, crackheads

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  • Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah...what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let's train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

    • CNN blocks Firefox with uBo

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  • CNN has been shit since 10 years ago. Their apogee was the first Gulf War and it has been down hill since then. Unironically, go to Tiktok if you want the latest happenings, usually right as it happens by the people it is happening to.

    • Imagine if we could cure medical problems at the atomic level versus trying to fix them with traditional medicines.

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  • Most of our medical problems are at the macro level and multifaceted. Some are encoded at the genetic level and inherited. Genetic therapy is being worked on. It is a fact of Life that our body's mechanisms will wear out and eventually cease to work. The only cells that don't die are...cancer cells.