ChickenLadyLovesLife @ ChickenLadyLovesLife @lemmy.world

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Minor omission: exterminating the people who had the unmitigated gall to be living here already.

Where I live, a few stop signs have a square white sign below them that says "EXCEPT FOR RIGHT TURN", i.e. you don't have to actually stop if you're turning right. It's incredibly fucked up - it works fine if you're a local and you're familiar with these signs, but people new to the area don't know anything about it and if they're on the crossroad they actually expect the other driver to stop since all they see is the backside of the octagon. It's pointless to have these signs anyway since people usually roll through stop signs as it is.

Why would you have failed? You are supposed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.

It's hilarious to me that Musk claims to work 100 hours a week but he's the CEO of five companies. Even if the claim were true (and of course it isn't) it means being the CEO of one of his companies is a 20-hour-a-week job at best.

I know many people who believe that "right on red" means they have the right of way to make the turn and don't have to stop first or yield to traffic.

Not terribly relevant - I'm crying today.

Butler was (will be?) right!

Japanese cars are superior to American cars

I had a high school friend who went on to become an engineer at General Motors. One of his first projects for them was tearing down an Infiniti and a Lexus when those cars first came on the market. He said that at the time, GM cars typically had between 300 and 400 production defects of varying severity. When they took apart the Infiniti, they found 2 production defects; when they took apart the Lexus, they found 0.

Jesus is anti-authoritarian first and foremost

I mean, he did exhort his followers to sell their shirts and buy swords!

you will be limited by the gasses in the atmosphere

Lol if you're going to abandon the round earth theory, you might as well dump the concept of an atmosphere, too.

Any nation on Earth, if they had nuclear weapons, could put them in shipping containers and mail them to any target they wanted.

Perhaps he's lazily hiding some of his assets in plain and obvious ways to throw the courts off the scent of stuff he's shielding more effectively and discretely.

It's worth mentioning that Joe Pesci did SNL the following week and said "I would have gave [sic] her such a smack. I would've grabbed her by her ... eyebrows." AFAIK he has never apologized for this.

I always thought Trump could curtail democratic elections without the excuse of war ... by relying on a convenient terrorist attack instead.

I dunno, maybe Nugent did it, too. He's not exactly an original.

even countertop variants

Good thing countertops have no use in a kitchen!

FWIW classic rock often wasn't just about sex - it was about sex with 14-year-old girls. And often the same 14-year-old girl.

Nothing, however, can possibly top Steven Tyler of Aerosmith becoming the legal guardian of the underage girl he was fucking so he could bring her on tour with him.

The flavor, called Screamin’ Freedom, tasted like hard candies dissolved in water

This is ridiculous. Room-temperature energy drinks are supposed to taste like cough syrup.

He knew the secrets: blame your tools and be the same religion as your bosses. He was also, to his credit, a fantastic softball player, which helped the company team win the championship every year.

I will never get over those NK officers' hats. They're like codpieces for the head.