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ChaoticNeutralCzech
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  • Yeah but he entered office 7 years ago. I guess he was less senile back then but idk, I have rarely heard him give non-scripted speech. But anyway, I concede that I had him stay on topic for uncharacteristically long.

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  • Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves

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  • Oh yes, the body parts police

    Feet? Fetish.
    Breasts? Fetish.
    Penis? Fetish.

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    I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.

    I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:

    Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)

  • A 2014 newspaper that seems to be printed on a low-res laser printer and designed in Word 2000

  • — Mr President, we can get you a stamp that says 🅁 for “read”.
    — Meh.
    — Or a roll of golden 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 stickers.
    — Yeah, I’d like that, that would be really cool. Make sure the letters are sticking out, like pushed up from the paper. And make them look like the letters on Trump Tower, I really like that. You know what, I’d like a hundred, no, a thousand of them, I’ll just try them out – you know, I’ll see if they are any good.
    — Great! Anything would be better than you destroying the documents you’ve read.

    (A week later, various items in the White House have one or more embossed 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 stickers over them. The Oval Office carpet is still piling up with torn paper.)

    — Mr President, we thought you would use the stickers to mark documents you've read.
    — Well, I think they're really nice on the table, and the drawers, it definitely looks wonderful.
    — I see, maybe we could try a hole punch. We could do any shape. Or how about an “out” tray?
    — You're trying to tell me how to do my business? I’m a great, great businessman and I have always done this. For decades, and I'll tell you: it's a power move. You must show them what you think about their poor little reports, stupid little briefings, assessment portfolios... They need to have them printed, and I just go over the page, look at the pictures, and I have it in my head! When you do business, you can’t just put paper in your bag, like a wimp. And guess what? It works, it really damn works. I’m a great businessman and I've had some glorious success making deals, all kinds of deals. I'll be listening to your business ideas when you have your own 100-floor tower in Chicago.

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  • To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):

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  • When a grid's misaligned
    With 'nother in behind
    That's a moirè

  • Audio-video interleave, an early video container that sucked because you couldn't play it unless it was complete, making it unfit for streaming. The only use I can think of nowadays is to generate an NTSC MPEG-2 file that even early DVD+USB players will play, for testing composite video equipment.

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  • or men who think they are a woman

    Such men don't exist. If they consistently think they're a woman, then they are a woman. At least in terms of gender, and asking about one's gender (or pronouns) is preferred to biological/legal sex.

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  • Therapy actually often helps with external problems too. If you tried another therapist every time you installed a distro, you might have found one that can solve your problems.

  • The kiosk actually crashes quite frequently but I think the software is OK, the underpowered hardware just keeps overheating.

  • I thought the white-on-blue symbol was the Arch logo based on the low-res thumbnail

  • An internet kiosk, for example, revealed itself with the cursor shape and scrollbar style. (I also saw it crash, confirming it was Linux Mint.) However, Windows does its own things:

  • I did consider this and accounted for it, that's part of the details in desc you should have read

  • Well, my cheap Bluetooth speaker vibrates terribly and weighing it down helps. This will not help devices which already have vibration-preventing features, such as rubber feet or acoustics-aware housing design. And only some rocks will wobble depending on the base shape and point of mass.

  • He could afford hundreds of dollars' worth of placebo just for this single article. Either there's an undisclosed sponsorship deal, or he has enough money to fuel all his means of self-delusion hobbies.

  • Technically, a weight on top of AV equipment's cases will change the resonant properties of the chassis but that does not produce audible effects unless it's on the speaker cone. The author considers this and dismisses the possibility because “rocks not heavy enough”.

    Also, a sufficiently large rock will affect the performance of any Hi-Fi equipment.