ChadCMulligan @ ChadCMulligan @lemm.ee

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So this event went exactly as well as anyone with any common sense at all would assume it would go? 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.

Frankly, I’m shocked to find out that AIs are using drive throughs at all, and I’m not sure what use they would even have for tacos 🤷‍♂️

This sounds made up

Quiznos made a huge mistake

Cats dig waterwheels though, everybody knows that.

If you live near a stream or river you could easily rig a water wheel to dispense cat food at whatever rate you want with the right gear combos and some scoop buckets with flaps

What could go wrong…?

I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go

And why should they? We’re a civilized people aren’t we?

He doesn’t deserve your water, besides, it belongs to the tribe

He’s no cunning linguist, either

A lot of people are saying he’s a weird guy 🤷‍♂️

Again, it is the legend.

There’s no way a ferengi would bankrupt a casino.

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

It’s just that much closer to the Woo-Hoakes lobe of the brain, which is responsible for controlling the placebo effect in most mammals

Mine doesn’t like the pate either, I think it’s the texture

She loves to “clean” and nuzzle my beard usually first thing in the morning and before bed for a couple minutes, it’s annoying but I let it slide because it seems to make her really happy, I think maybe it’s a cat family bonding behavior 🤷‍♂️

I tried to curb it initially because she eventually bites and tugs out some hairs which hurts like hell

🤣 at least got her to mostly stop the actual beard hair pulling

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Second place: most nights at some point she decides to sleep on my back, which is only mildly bothersome, but she always makes back muffins first which isn’t particularly pleasant