CeruleanRuin @ CeruleanRuin @lemmings.world

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Exactly. Timelines work different in this show because the TVA imposes its own structure onto causality.

What was it? I missed it.

A Tom Cardy reference in the wild! I see you are a man of taste.

That sounds like it would be fun as hell to play.

I once spent an inordinate amount of time fleshing out a character who was low-key meant to be the dwarf equivalent of Indiana Jones. Used a chain whip, had a trademark hat and the first name of a well-known dwarven realm, was trained in history, etc.

In our first session, I rolled a crit fail on an athletics check and fell into a chasm full of magma. It was the equivalent of Indy getting smashed by the boulder because he tripped. I didn't even get to pull out my character's irrational fear of drakes.

A Jefferies tuba?

When your DM secretly switches out your dice for loaded ones.

I'll call it woke. It's woke. Woke is good, and anyone who says it's not can come over here and lick my arse.

This is brutal, lol.

Meanwhile somewhere in the multiverse...

Lots of child rape in Uttar Pradesh, huh?

I want to be buried in a staged scene with a broken coffin lid and posed as if I'm clambering up through the dirt.

The headline is somewhat ambiguous, and seems to imply that the child was chained there to prevent a vampire buried below from rising. Knowing the child was the supposed vampire makes this a little less grim, because I was picturing some poor kid with his leg shackled to a headstone and left to die.

Gorgeous.

I'm not even going to ask what a catboy is. I'm certain that I don't want to know.

Poor Riker always getting caught in meme loops.

Well, this looks very different from other Marvel stuff so far. Let's hope they are committed to breaking their own molds and this doesn't get Frankensteined by committee like Secret Invasion.

Yeah but this is Lower Decks we're talking about.

The inertial dampeners are only used when someone puts their sonic shower in "wet" mode.

What a wasted opportunity too. They could have written something truly fun and disruptive, like "UFO CRASH SITE AHEAD - PLEASE YIELD TO BLACK VANS"

Ensign, you are relieved of duty and are to report to the Counselor immediately for mental evaluation.

I predict this will be short-lived.