Catoblepas @ Catoblepas @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Fun fact: if you give a therapist a folder of all the memes you relate to, you can speedrun therapy

Almost identical, my understanding is it’s slightly off since it’s such an old measurement. But for everyday purposes it’s the same.

Every time I end up on Reddit the amount of ads makes me recoil. You’re free now!

Fluid ounce is volume, ounce is weight. Liters vs grams.

Narrator: the sword was symbolic

I don’t think I’ve had Micky D’s in at least a decade. And it was probably close to the same amount of time before that.

Guess I’ll just continue not eating there unless the choice is literally nothing.

Imagine getting older and realizing your dad only spent time with you to avoid getting shot. Poor kid.

It can happen! When a vaccine is 97% effective, that means for 3% of people who get it as directed, they still won’t have full immunity. A lot of the time it can be fixed with extra shots, since for some people (or even just with some vaccines) their bodies need a little extra ‘training’ before it works.

I mean, the Sopranos is all about people who hurt others for their own materialistic desires slowly losing everything, including their own lives. When it aired it just sort of had this problem among the American public:

If your titers are good and you’re masking then I don’t know of anything else to be done about it, since measles is airborne (even more so than COVID). Unless you’re immunocompromised those two things should protect you.

Get your titers checked by your doctor, that’s about the only other thing you can do. Especially if you were born before 1989, since you may have only had 1 measles vaccine instead of 2, which raises the effectiveness.

Oh, in that case I suppose they should be allowed to continue killing people.

Can I get out first? I don’t care to see if they decide to imprison me for being trans or put me on a work farm for taking psychiatric medication.

It’s definitely spam, people are just joking about it

Look, ma! We’re on TV!

Adding 1/4 cup applesauce isn’t that much of a bother, I promise! (Each item equals an egg, not mix all together to equal an egg)

At minimum, knowing how to substitute eggs in baking is a basic life skill if you like feeding yourself.

In baked goods, each = 1 egg:

1/4 cup applesauce

1/4 cup mashed banana

3 tbsp nut butter

1/4 cup yogurt

1 tbsp ground flax seed + 3 tbsp water

Even when bird flu isn’t going on, sometimes you just don’t have an egg. Know your options!

And playing games with overtime numbers to maximize taxpayer drain.

Nope, your first instinct is right, it’s a spammer. But it’s one of the few specific spammers that almost everyone has run into on lemmy, so it’s just a joke. Like saying you met a Nigerian prince who offered you a huge sum of money.

Both? I have three. Are there more?