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  • I had a childhood cat demolish an Easter choc basket. Also miraculously seemingly unharmed. Bloody rascals.

  • Once upon a time the arse trumpets were at least amusing

  • Had 'his' first mate over. Vomit before 9. Yeah, cheers thanks a lot.

  • My teeth hurt. Visitors lined up two days in a row. Hoping I can avoid saying something crushingly stupid to the recently bereaved one.

  • I admit defeat to science. Actually it makes perfect sense.

  • Ooooooh my belly ....

  • Psst, they are all the same

  • Bickies for everyone! Total fail on the fancy print, but you can't taste those anyway.

  • A honking big steak with gremolata and roasted tomatoes please

  • Dial before you dig! Power back, it was just a coincidence? But still.

  • Digging noises next door. Power goes out. Silence...

  • Not sure I actually like milk anymore. Tongue just feels sticky and odd.

  • Doesn't seem the helicopter is going away before dawn. Not sure what they think it's helping.

  • Totally! And I have an accidental duplicate set of Exploding Kittens to gift some day.

  • This is why you add Crabs Adjust Humidity to the deck

  • Deceased rodent is a different smell to poop. Good luck!

  • Do you know where any nearby municipal plumbing is located?