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  • The ultimate gamer high is to take a deep breath from the Steam Deck exhaust, lick a Switch cartridge, hold your breath, and then chug down a G Fuel.

  • The song in this TV spot is a variation of a released song and was made exclusively for the purpose of this TV spot. This version was never released.

    The original song is "Still With Me" by Tritonal feat. Cristina Soto.

  • Kellog also married, never had sex with his wife or consummated their marriage, and the pair adopted like 30 kids or something like that.

    So clearly, corn flakes works. But ideally, corn starch is the way to keep those urges down.

    Keep them down, dude. “Conceal, don’t feel” as Elsa from Frozen would say (and seriously, do not feel because that specifically strengthens urges).

  • Careful mate. Thick water is fine. But thicc water sounds like urge avoision. Better add more corn starch homie.

  • Did you also graduate from Hollywood Upstairs Medical School, too?

  • I see you had the urge to post this. You need more cornstarch. Please comply.

  • homemade pizza

    Great, now my urges won't stay down.

  • There’s too many words in this meme that’s making me dizzy from all your fancy science leechcraft, wizard.

    I reject your reality and substitute my own: the feather falls faster. It’s more streamlined than the bowling ball, and thus it slips through the vacuum much faster and does hit the ground and stay on the ground, I think. The ball will bounce at least once, maybe even three times. On each bounce, parts of it probably break off, which change the weight. Thankfully those broken pieces won’t hurt anyone because they’re sucked up by the vacuum. Thus, rendering your dungeon wizard spells ineffective against me.

  • Not “fair and square”. Rather that Conservatives purport they managed to win and persevere despite the Left’s “rigging” of the election. Allows them to perpetuate their lies even further and galvanise their deluded, brain-washed base.

  • So wholesome watching the Star Wars Halloween Special. 🥰 I watch it every year. In the original movie, I think Anakin falls in fiery stuff and screams how much he hates someone, or something like that. But in the Halloween Special, he falls into Twizzlers and screams “I ate you!” at the Twizzlers, while some older dude on a mountain watches him with admiration and calls him his brother and how much he loves Twizzlers and Red Vines, too. He loves candy. Such a lovely moment, I cry every time with happiness.

  • 30 second unskippable ad before an oligarch accidentally falls out of a window.

  • LOL at the most interesting cat portrait on the wall too. This gato is living the life I wish I had

  • LMAO that's good stuff. Now mash that Turbo Button on the case so we can hear what blipping the throttle sounds like

  • Yep, that’s the face the old man makes when he poops in his diaper. I think he got too excited to see his owners and couldn’t control himself.

  • It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

  • Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

    If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

  • I'm not smart in the morning sometimes. OP can't comment on my post if I locked it! LOL

    @Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world - I sent you a Private Message for the same. Please get back to me when you get a chance, thanks!

    I'll take the actions I specified in the next 8 hours if I don't get a response back from you.

  • This post doesn't really have anything to do with the PC Master Race community. I'm thinking of locking it down here as the comments have also devolved into a bit of a cess pool and I'm getting lots of moderator reports on it.

    @Road_Warrior_10@lemmy.world , any objections to you crossposting this to a meme community instead?

    EDIT: I locked this post from further comments. I'll give OP several hours to get back to me before I cross post it on their behalf and delete this post.

  • So the camera is third person, but you of course experience the game through the eyes of Senua! You feel her courage, her fear, and her strength and grit as she pushes forward to solve her problem (no spoilers here).

    While you play as Senua, you also get to hear Senua’s voices. Lots of voices, and it is an eerie and tough experience to get through. They will uplift you, praise you, beat you down, scare you, make you feel rotten. And it’s absolutely best to play this game with headphones - trust me.

    I can’t praise this game enough. For me, it was about an 8.5/10. I only had a few nitpicks with gameplay, but the story beats, heartrending story, wonderful voice and motion-capture acting, musical score, art direction, etc is such an experience.

  • One of my favorite gaming experiences. For anyone reading this, it’s a must play. It’s not the greatest game of all time, but the audio experience combined with the heartrending story make an emotional package.