CascadianGiraffe @ CascadianGiraffe @lemmy.world

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At one point I had what we called the commuter chain saw. Battery operated with a 6in bar. Kept it in the side trunk pocket. Only need it once or twice a year, but it beats hiking to the house and carrying a full one back. Especially since trees don't fall across the road during nice weather.

One of them I would be excited to take home after Trick'r Treatin'

I live off grid in the woods. Grew a full beard because shaving in the cold and the dark sucks. Always make time to keep the lower regions well managed though.

Also knowing several women that live similarly... They don't shave their legs but they do keep the rest of their hair very maintained.

Like Pit Bulls, the kind of people who want that specific breed are often not the type to train them properly.

It's not dog's fault they were trained to act poorly.

Yup.

But I blame the giraffe.

Can't trust them. ;)

Someone made a mod to add controller vibration feedback that appears to be mostly compatible with anything, including sex toys.

I commute via boat. My standard is instant oatmeal w/ dried fruit in a mason jar with lid and a coozie.

I buy the oatmeal and dried fruit in bulk and prep a weeks worth at a time. The whole process takes less than 5 mins. While I'm getting ready for work I boil water and then pour it in just before leaving. By the time I load up on the boat it's cool enough to eat.

I'm just now on session 2 of Enterprise for the first time.

Can't decide if I dislike the song more than I do Archer.

Pretty sure you can just reverse the polarity.

Concept art for the new God of War game

No idea why it gave me a Borg implant but it is accurate on multiple levels.

If you remove a rib, you won't need a condom anymore.

I would install drag strip start light aka Christmas Tree on the bridge.

It would use the sounds from Atari 2600 Pole Position.

The countdown starts when I say

'Computer, assume the position.'

Because they've never lived in an actual shit country.

A real answer?

Start enough problems that your polling place closes. So does the next closest one.

How many hours do you plan to spend voting that night? What happens when there isn't any place close to vote?

They don't expect to "win" this way. They just want to disrupt and dismantle the system.

Unfortunately they weren't concerned about public money used for religion.

They were concerned that those other religions expect equal treatment.

You could have at least put a spoiler tag on it!

This is a shit post community, not a shit comment community.

Have you been to a Walmart though?