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CarlsIII @ CarlsIII @kbin.social
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Everytime I tell a "funny" story from when I was kid

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  • Would be more appropriate for my trauma if it was a “WOW” cd

    • Not playing with a full deck

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  • Considering he has less of a body than he started with, I’d say he’s B-hind

    • Unlimited Suffering!

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  • He kinda lost his daughter forever, right? Didn’t they decide “well she’s too feral so I guess she’d be better off just being a wild one on this planet”

    • Okay, so...

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  • it should be an elevator pitch about what is interesting and an example to show how unexpected it can be. She seems to have some entertaining nerds.

    She said novel though

    • Okay, so...

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  • These people that consider nerd dumps “delightful” seem extremely rare

    • Bat-Trek

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  • “I think you mean, reverse the ‘bat-polarity’.”

    • What happens if flat Earthers go to space?

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  • Yes, we should sent flat-earthers into space

    • Can't be real rule... but it is! Rule

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  • So can I play the kancho arcade game on this?

    • Commodore 64

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  • Quiet, well behaved spiders

    • Thanksgiving Pondering

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  • Sure, if you add jalapeños

    • Blind date?

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  • I think Velma’s too human/alive for Geordi

    • Trent Borgnor

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  • Green would be the color, if I had a heart (and was Vulcan)

    • Musk files lawsuit claiming Media Matters manipulated X by scrolling down

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  • Shouldn’t you be complaining in those other subs that you don’t want to see news related to Musk/Twitter in those subs? Why are you here complaining about posts about musk in a community that was created specifically to discuss musk?

    • Kirk hits rock bottom.

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  • Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!

    • Cats

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  • The shedding too

    • Say Goodbye to Those Absurd Side-Effects Readouts in Drug Commercials. The FDA finalized a rule that will require a drug’s side effects to be "presented in a clear, conspicuous, and neutral manner.”

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  • But where else can I hear that awful “nothing is everything” song?!

    • Now with extreme deep-conversation action!

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  • Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement”

    Picard: “I win!!”

    • The futuristic cheese grater era

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  • It was a bad meme from the start

    • The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile

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  • Is SOAD currently popular? Ministry just put out an album with a lot of political lyrics (like they always have) but I wouldn’t consider them a currently popular band either.

    Also, Tom Morello’s solo output is not Rage Against the Machine, and if you heard it, it would be pretty clear to you.

    • The lack of "real world complaints" and "anger" in popular music genres helps keep the masses docile

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  • I suppose there is technically some hedging in “seems to be absolute zero”