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CaptainEffort
CaptainEffort @ CaptainEffort @sh.itjust.works
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Simpsons didn't do it

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  • The darkest timeline

    • Alignment Chart Shitpost

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  • Kittens truly bring out the evil in all of us

    • traumatized

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  • Pretty sure my first experience was at 9. Jailbroke my iPhone and saw some porn ad in a program I installed. Didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but it sure as hell changed things

    • masturbating rule

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  • For the record I love this comment, but find it funny that the answer to depression is just “try putting stuff up your butt”.

    • masturbating rule

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  • Don’t call me out like that

    • I wince every time I hear a younger person refer to it as "the late 1900s"

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  • I’m 24 and I got carded a couple of weeks ago. Doesn’t happen often, but it was kind of nice

    • The planet’s vision is getting worse: 50% of the population will have myopia by 2050

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  • It absolutely can happen on such short time scales. Regardless, it’s also been hundreds of years.

    • French elections: Far-right candidate to withdraw after Nazi cap picture emerges

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  • And a lot of people wouldn’t even care

    • Miyamoto says Nintendo aims to have one 30+ million seller every 3 to 5 years

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  • Nintendo Labo

    • Games where an emulated console version outclasses the PC port?

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  • Persona 3 Portable

    • USA presidential candidates

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  • This really is the year of the douche and the turd sandwich

    • I will not be taking questions.

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  • I mean I live in CT, and technically I have wolves and bears, but neither are going to appear under my toilet paper

    • Get in loser.

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  • Eh, a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free

    • I will not be taking questions.

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  • I’ve never been more glad that I don’t live in Australia than right now

    • Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Is Priced At $60 USD

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  • Eh, the inflation argument never moved me for a variety of reasons. But either way, if that’s true then the first part of my comment applies.

    • Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Is Priced At $60 USD

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  • Depends on if the publisher is scummy or not. BG3 and Elden Ring were $60.

    Even then tho, this game was $60 back in 2010. Releasing for the same price 14 years later is insane, not even EA would pull that.

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  • Dude that’s a lasagna

    • Donkey Kong Country Returns HD Is Priced At $60 USD

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  • A 14 year old game releases at full price. God Nintendo is the worst

    • Starfield’s 20-Minute, $7 Bounty Hunter Quest: The Kotaku Review. The first paid DLC for Bethesda's big space RPG is overpriced, paltry, and emphasizes the game's lifelessness.

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  • What a surprise.

    • Pity, really.

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  • I’m an older Gen Z, but same here. I really don’t know that much but can torrent, so people see me as some sort of tech god lol.

    My younger sister on the other hand, also Gen z, is so tech illiterate that her downloads folder is a mess and thinks deleting installers will delete the installed program.