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CaptainBlagbird
CaptainBlagbird @ CaptainBlagbird @lemmy.world
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Every wonder about the possibilities hidden behind SPORK?

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  • SPORFE

    Much more accurate.

    • No Questions.

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  • "RrrrrRrRRRRRRrrrtrRRRrrRrrrr"

    • My initial experience with setting up a voice assistant - attempting to pause pi-hole via voice "stop ad blocker"

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  • I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

    • The thought of abstraction torments me

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  • In this picture: Me, an engineer..

    Why again am I doing this?

    • What is your personal perception of people that like to listen to metal? Does that change based upon age?

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  • Haha, it's been a while since I last saw that! Thanks for bringing it back 🤘🏻

    And since I've been learning Swedish lately, I can now almost understand that Norwegian. Here's my guess:

    Ikke alle liker at det går så fort hos oss.

    which means "Not all like that it's going so fast with us.", so it would make sense for the video xD

    Can you confirm or correct that?

    • Goth girl

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  • Does it count when I put on black nail polish? 💅🏻🖤

    • Common barbarian backstory

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  • and became accustomed to human society but said he preferred the wolves.

    Not hard to believe, and I have never lived with wolves.

    • A normal American company

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  • Woah nice, I wouldn't have done much calculating anymore xD

    • California or this timeline

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    • A normal American company

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  • Dramatic exaggeration I assume. But there was a Super Mario clone (at least on my TI Voyage 200).

    • Wonder how they'll do with the multi-dimensional foldy phone in 2032

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  • Yeah I know, and am actually semi-serious xD

    • Wonder how they'll do with the multi-dimensional foldy phone in 2032

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  • Can't wait to go full circle (literally) and have a fully flexible scroll phone 📜

    • Pragearnant

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  • Hyena..

    • Stowaway 003

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    • Good as gold

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  • Where I live, the mail would also be delivered, but the return address would get a request for payment letter by the postal service. At least that's what happened when my letter was 1g too heavy for the paid format.

    • True Story.

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  • To the people downvoting this:

    It's a lie, you fools!

    • How do you take notes?

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  • Google Keep, because it works on my Pixel Watch, which is the only way (so far) I can use it at the exact moment when I actually need it and not have my ADHD brain forget it halfway through.

    • Why do we cry when we are sad?

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  • Status Effect: [Distress Crying]

    • Trigger: Emotional overload, physical pain, or extreme empathy response.
    • Range: Close proximity (3m).
    • Effects:
      • Stealth Buff: Invisible to enemies/predators. Limited detection range ensures situational safety.
      • Resource Drain: Consumes [Tear Reserve] (resource regenerates slowly). Excessive use risks [Eye Irritation] debuff.
      • Mobility Debuff:
        • Vision Impairment (-70% visibility): Reduced clarity due to teary eyes.
        • Coordination Loss (-40% dexterity): Shuddering sobs make precise movement difficult.
      • Ally Effect:
        • Helpfulness Aura (+Empathy): Nearby allies are more likely to assist due to perceived harmlessness and vulnerability.
    • Cooldown: Natural emotional stabilization period required.

    • What are the chances of anything coming from Mars?

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    • What is your personal perception of people that like to listen to metal? Does that change based upon age?

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  • Aaah yes, circle pits are amazing. A wall of death is scary at first, but also a lot of fun. Forming a Conga line through the whole crowd is always a huge party.