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Future of American Dream 🏡

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  • Them's freedumb younuts to the laikes a you...

    • Still got it

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  • I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.

    • This band is truly a national treasure

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  • Each picture is progressively more terrifying.

    • What I'm paying to find out I don't have breast cancer. I have insurance. (Ultrasound and mammogram in the USA)

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  • Don't worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!

    • I LOVE jesus

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  • I'm not religious in any sense of the word, but if Jesus Christ is telling me to go to the casino, we're going to the fucking casino!

    Loaves and fishes bitches!

    • Inside the Crime Rings Trafficking Sand

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  • You telling me NoHo Hank had it right all along??

    • But I can't sleep

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  • What, are you my 7 year old?

    • Dating

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  • Username checks out.

    • IKEA has all your holiday needs met

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  • This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

    • Federal judge orders documents naming Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be unsealed

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  • One who associates...

    • The Names of Thousands of Neo-Nazi Music Fans Just Got Leaked

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  • Shhh, Don't let them in on the secret.

    • As an adult, what seemingly childish things do you get excited about?

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  • Setting up a new computer.

    Something about wiring it up, setting up the environment and configuring the desktop to do just what I want is a lot of work, but so rewarding!

    • Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak to receive Serbian passport, president says

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  • I don't know, I hear they have great cinema.

    • I was at a friend's house

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  • Just remember,

    There is no sex in the champagne room.

    • What do you call this place?

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  • Cross country ski trail after a foot or two of snow.

    • Japanese Institute breaks optical fiber speed record with 22.9 petabits per second — 1,000 times faster than existing cables

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  • /thread

    • Mom fired as sex-ed teacher after being exposed as convicted prostitute, working escort

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  • So much for subject matter expertise.

    • What's the best answer?

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  • Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

    • What's a cozy, preferably non-alcoholic drink to enjoy for cozy wintery nights?

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  • Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I'm a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.

    Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can't go wrong with black tea.

    • Only $79.99

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  • A good friend of mine always says "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."